To the delight of the beautiful ladies, by decree of the government, the celebration of Women's Day was extended for as many as three - so that even the most sluggish dorks had time to express their admiration to the ladies. Therefore, Thursday, the eighth, was just a holiday ...

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the joys of beautiful ladies, the celebration of Women's Day was extended by a decree of the government for as many as three - so that even the most sluggish dorks had time to express their admiration to the ladies. Therefore, Thursday the eighth was simply a festive Thursday; Friday the ninth was moved to Sunday, and Saturday remained a non-working Saturday. In the week reformatted by the government, respectively, two Fridays and no Sundays turned out.

But on the RTR channel there were two Saturdays - one actually on Saturday and one on Friday. Without waiting for their turn, on the evening of the fifth day of the week (which was declared Sunday), “Vesti on Saturday” went on the air with the Saturday presenter Kiknadze. The evening call of the program "Time" - "Time, forward!" finally heard. And time has moved on. As we are?..

We give the first place to the men who suffered on March 8. They call International Women's Day a holiday. But in the harsh male world, they consider it the Day the Stash Dies. This is a funeral, and the women are having fun.

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In second place is the Unity faction, which has lost its internal rhythm of hesitation. At 2 p.m. last Monday, the faction “officially announced” that it would support a vote of no confidence in the government. Two hours later, she “officially denied” such statements of her support. And at nine in the evening she “resolutely declared” that she would support the vote. But he will "finally make a decision" only in ten days.

We must hesitate more, men!

The prize is a metronome and a treatise on the unity of opposites.

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The rating is closed by President Putin, who has discovered love for "Schubert in the processing of Liszt or Liszt in the processing of Schubert." The President believes that "the actions of the Russian army in Chechnya are aimed at liberating the Chechen people from terrorists."

But if we compare the number of "soaked" Chechen terrorists with the number of forced Chechen migrants, and then apply the Schubert-processed List rule to the numbers obtained, it turns out that the operation to free the terrorists from the Chechen people, who will soon be completely resettled in Ingushetia, is going much more successfully.

We are giving Putin the city of Grozny, which he has liberated. However, this is no longer a city ...