PHOTOGRAPHER WITHIN THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER

Most important! From the arts to make money ...

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son-in-law postcard: New Orleans from a bird's eye view. That is, buy this postcard. It costs 25 cents in total, thus knocking down the price for me. Briefly speaking. Get a bird's-eye postcard, magnify 13 times. And you can see me on it selling framed photographs on the Mississippi waterfront. Photos are blown away by the wind. “Real art, even it flies” - I came up with such a joke for tourists. You have to joke to get them to buy. Only the "sprayer" is not joking. He paints cosmic landscapes with harmful sprays. His mouth is covered with a respirator. “And for free you get a package for transportation. It is waterproof and friendly to the environment...”

It is best if the tourist is from New York. They value art. Everyone in California is rich. But appreciate windsurfing. Alabama is the poorest of all. Canadians are very kind. But without money. Everyone in Boston is educated. But the Irish. That is, no money. Actually, there's a saying going on here. There are three cities in America: New York, New Orleans, San Francisco. Everything else is Cleveland." Cleveland and Uryupinsk are sister cities.

Tourists understand art. They understand it like this: "Art is good." Scolding is not accepted here. It is not customary to knock with a shoe and yell at artists: “Faggots!”. Yes, half of New Orleans is "that word." To recognize their friends, they sculpt their flag wherever they hit - a rainbow. This is an old flag, a symbol of the Inca civilization. But the Incas died out, and "this word", on the contrary, multiplied. The Incas were killed by the Spaniards. Because the Incas were not active after sunset. Religion forbade them. Lamas, women and children to sacrifice - that's welcome. Yes, they didn’t even know the wheels, these Incas. And now there are only stones left from the Inca civilization, and tourists are crawling over them ...

All friends. Have a good Den.