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VINES ENTRANCED THE ETHER
TELEVISION
Last summer was not hot, but hurricanes of reshuffles destroyed many interesting projects (Red Arrow, The Other Day, Personal Contribution), turning political journalism into a forbidden fruit. And I would like to understand what fruits we ...
Last summer was not hot, but hurricanes of reshuffles destroyed many interesting projects (Red Arrow, The Other Day, Personal Contribution), turning political journalism into a forbidden fruit. And I would like to understand what fruits we have prepared for the winter. In connection with changes in the climate map of domestic television, we will consider the new television season from a geographical point of view. After all, almost all natural areas are represented on domestic TV.
Rainforest zone
The subzone of the First Channel is dominated by a tropical humid climate. This is a zone of the greenhouse effect - with optimal, according to the owners of the greenhouse, conditions for life and creativity. Here, hurricanes and other natural disasters such as a power outage or a change in the solar owner are rare.
Separately, it is necessary to note the role of the main life form of plants in the zone of tropical forests - lianas. This extra-tier plant with a horizontal shoot is a means of constant communication of all ecosystems of a given zone - thus, higher organizations constantly monitor the existence of the zone.
In the area of Channel One, the population of Kinopokaz has grown in the coming season. In the thickets of tropical forests, "72 meters", "Night Watch", Akunin's subspecies - "Turkish Gambit" and "State Councilor" come across. As well as piece specimens that met at various film festivals - the winner of the Moscow International Film Festival Dmitry Meskhiev’s film “Our Own”, the winner of the Kinotavr award “Driver for Vera” by Pavel Chukhrai, the promoted “Rider Named Death” by Karen Shakhnazarov. “Anna Karenina” is about to appear.
The number of individuals from the “Games” and “Talk Show” units will sharply decrease - the “Weak Link”, “Russian Roulette”, “Big Wash”, “City of Women” will disappear.
The population of songbirds "Song of the Year" named after Igor Krutoy changed its habitat to a zone with similar climatic conditions - the channel "Russia". A variety of ornithological species will now be represented by chicks from the Star Factory-5 and Golden Gramophone squads.
The number of reality shows will increase - new projects have already taken root: "The Big Adventure" and "The Fugitive" with the talented primate Fomenko as the host.
The only population that never managed to survive in this zone is information and analytical journalism. After repeated attempts, only a few mutating individuals, mistakenly considering themselves independent, turned out to be viable.
The subzone of the channel "Russia" is similar in terms of climatic parameters to the subzone of the First. The same favorable greenhouse temperature indicators, the same complex system of vines, the same "greenhouse" analytics-information.
The good news is that we finally managed to bring out the mutant pest Regina Dubovitskaya. True, there is bad news - now the zone is infected with another dangerous virus called Yevgeny Petrosyan.
The population of songbirds, as discussed above, will be replenished with the "Song of the Year", as well as its own brood - the detachment "People's Artist-2".
Of the medium-sized daytime rodents of the brain of the Talk Show squad, only those who survived the high temperature spectator regime, What a Woman Wants with Elena Yakovleva and Private Life with Lika Kramer and Vladimir Molchanov, will remain.
It is not known whether individuals unknown to this zone will take root in such a hot climate from the attention of the leadership - Dmitry Dibrov’s TV magazine “New” about everything new and an overview of the cultural life of the capital in Vitaly Wolf’s program “Subjective Notes”. Young naturalists closely monitor the behavior of animals.
The number of documentary projects will grow, experienced livestock specialists assure. The subspecies “Special Correspondent”, “My Silver Ball” and “Historical Chronicles with Nikolai Svanidze” will include films by Elizabeth Listova, Nikita Mikhalkov, Alexei Kondulukov. Also in the "Russia" sub-zone, a documentary series about the life of legendary foreign and Russian musicians is being prepared for reproduction. And on New Year's holidays, an invasion of super-large mammals is expected - "Harry Potter" and "Lord of the Rings".
Forest-tundra zone
Presented by the NTV channel. In connection with the sharp climatic changes that befell this zone last summer, its natural characteristics are extremely unstable and change all the time.
Characteristic is the combination of tundra and forest communities of plants and animals, as well as soils. However, due to global warming in the direction of power, many animal and plant populations are on the verge of extinction.
For example, a polar fox crept up to news broadcasting on the channel. In this regard, the population of resistant animals, distinguished by perseverance and special professionalism in studying and covering the life of the ecosystem as a whole, is rapidly declining. More and more individuals of the information subspecies are on the verge of extinction - information releases have been halved. The program "Today" will be released twice a day - at 13.00 and 16.00 in an abbreviated version (instead of 30 minutes, only 12 will be devoted to news). Half an hour will be allocated only to the seven-hour evening newscast. However, the "Country and the World" will remain, which, perhaps, will begin to appear on the air on Fridays as well.
A characteristic feature of this zone was that after previous climatic changes, many creative species successfully took root in other natural zones. Now, it seems, everything is happening the other way around - new species are being transplanted and grafted into the NTV zone, mainly from the Serials detachment. In addition to the long-vaccinated “Cops” and “Sex and the City”, many other representatives of this detachment will appear in the forest-tundra zone.
Of the others, the “School of Scandal” will appear, which emigrated from the zone of the Kultura TV channel. Another newcomer - the program "Stress" in the person of Alexander Gordon - the only author's program of the television company.
Ecologists suspect that such individuals as Tatyana Mitkova and Mikhail Osokin may soon disappear. Because other predatory individuals are actively developing and mimicking in the environment - the hosts of the daily editions of the Today program Olga Belova and Kirill Pozdnyakov. The Parfenov Predator will not return here for climatic reasons.
forest-steppe zone
This zone, represented by RENTV, is characterized by rather favorable climatic indicators. And although sometimes thunderclouds thicken over it, in general it is one of the most favorable zones of existence.
There is a rich genre vegetation, there are successful forest areas. The animal world is represented mainly by small animals typical of the steppes - series, children's broadcasting, new documentary film projects, a new cycle of author's documentary film "Pulp Fiction". Some species of forest animals are also found here. For example, this is the only area where you can still meet bison - the analytical final program "Week". On other channels, they have long since died out as a result of global warming or entangled in a complex system of vines.
Also in this zone you can meet representatives of the “Kinopokaz” species: on Wednesdays at 20.00 - these are specimens of domestic selection, at 21.00 on Fridays - the most successful specimens of Western selection.
forest zone
Quite a large area in which STS dominates. It differs from those listed in that it is not threatened by global warming and the dominance of communication through vines. The temperature of the interest of the authorities is below the average standard for the country, and financial moisture is sufficient.
This year, another small genetic revolution is coming here within the range. This time the breeders are trying to graft several species unknown in our climate zone, but common in the West: “This is love” with Fedor Pavlov-Andrievich, “Take it off immediately!” with Sasha Vertinskaya and Tasha Strict and Save, Repair! with Sergei Belogolovtsev. Reality shows continue to multiply: “You are a supermodel!” Fyodor Bondarchuk smoothly transformed into "You are a supermodel! -2".
Among the representatives of the Russian series species in the forests of this zone there are works by Daria Dontsova, a television version of the novel by Georgy Vainer, as well as the second anthropoid primate of our TV - Dmitry Nagiev in the project "Beware, Zadov!".
In addition to the climatic zones listed above, there are also small areas of the Arctic deserts, but there is no diversity of species there, and the climatic conditions are rather poor.
The main trend is that love for the state is becoming hotter, and in such conditions, the political journalism detachment has practically died out.