You chat, you chat, you will count

So we were again given. We wandered around the desert, or rather, on the steppe of worldly, sad and vast, Russian, with windows on the CIS, which, too, agree, does not improve mood. Manna Heavenly in the form of fragments of the "Yukos" fell on the heads of the dream of "his aggregels" (this is so solemnly called the satellites of Satan in the Bible). But we have not seen him and already doubted. And so he appeared to us, unauthorized; True, not in a burning shrub, but on a luminous blue screen. But what power! What a peremptory! (I immediately remembered one anti -fascist poem.) Three bears were just not enough. Since this is our totem and ideal at the same time.

"The people did not manage to gasp, as the bear in the population was on him." This is in the sense of anatomy of the relations of the people and power, and at the same time revolutions, elections, the change of kings and Secretary Generals. Only the people will begin to rely on a fresh heir, as they turn out to be a bear. And how it will fall, it will not seem a little. And no European subtleties there. Paws. Skin. Claws. Mouth. So we need to walk everywhere with Gryzlov.

So, our president, like the Maryage King, sits at the head of the journalistic hall. Journalists melt like ice cream. Questions are only "faithful". One is sweeter than the other. And stupid, respectively. That blondes, that brunettes. And the people "bastard" and "drags". If, of course, to believe the surveys. With such journalists (and the magazines where, ay!) Why are attack aircraft needed? So, there are no torches, and everything is not in form, and Gromov, albeit gloomy, but Strasser still does not look like a poem, but the poem, however, recalls: “Haile Hitler!” The distraught Gretchen screams in curls, whipped, like a cream. And Hitler, whispering to Rem, whispers: “What a night, Partygenossee!”

Gretchen, by the way, was a blonde. When the blondes love the presidents, this means that some totalitarian rot began in their Danish states (and not in connection with funny Mohammedan pictures). For love for representatives of the authorities in a democratic country, it is time to introduce an article by the Criminal Code. Like a cattle. And then we almost reached the level of the school composition of the Italian boy of Mussolini: "Duche! When my mother does not pray for you in the evening, I feel like an orphan." Does his electorate pray for Putin? Or is it just chanting "Jewish!"?

At a press conference, we learned a lot. Putin broadcast like a Pythia on a tripod. Only the god Apollo said, but the Secretary General of Andropov. From the smooth Soviet banalities, the hypocrisy of Neotartuf (passage about Yeltsin, who gave us freedom) and streams of crocodile tears over the body of the soldier's tough reefs of totalitarianism, who was crippled by the grandfathers and the draft form of the army service. We learned that the Putin regime does not like the “notebook councils”. This means that we are making extrapolation: "Sovietologist"-a western bully of Soviet "values" of the 60-80s. That is, the President of the Russian Federation intends to get these rotten values ​​from the nearest garbage tank, to wash it and re -put into circulation. This, apparently, is our national projects.

And so that everyone has the right to work. In order for large managers and business organizers with two higher education to master the profession of seamstresses of the third category. Like Mikhail Khodorkovsky. To please the Lubyanka, you need to sew mittens. And what is it? Sea senior officers, scientists, diplomats, writers worked in Stalin's times in Lesopoval. The personnel decide everything.

We also learned that human rights activists lead the "puppeteers" from the Western intelligence services. Clear business, in the protection of human rights in the Russian Federation, are not interested in the FSB and GRU and not even the SVR (these will apparently protect the interests of the Hamas, Chinese Communists, Iranian fanatics of the atomic bomb and brothers: Bulbashi, Turkmenbashi and Kim Jong Ira). In addition to Western intelligence, no one is interested in protecting the rights of Russians. So the president of Russia should have elected either the CIA chief or the head of the Mi-5.

And very sincerely the president explained how he would respond to the notations and comments of Western "Sovietologists" regarding the shortage of freedom and liberalism in Russia: "Ugh at you! The dog barks, and the caravan is coming." The dog is "eight"; This year, Putin hopes to keep her in a muzzle and on a short leash. Therefore, for the disagreement of the Nizhny Novgorod human rights activist Dmitrievsky, “to wet the Chechens in the toilet,” for pity for the people executed by the Chekists, he was given two years conditionally with a trial period of four years. If a totalitarian caravan is cut, then they will be imprisoned.

And we V.V. Putin, on behalf of and on behalf of I.V. Stalin will drive another 3-4 times in the desert. Until everyone who does not want to become slaves will die out. And on the way, he will speak for a long time and sweetly, like a bird of Sirin. In the calculation of the fact that in addition to the trep, the West will not require any evidence of democracy in Russia.