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VOLOBOI NEWS
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- Recently, a group of young people with portraits of Putin on T-shirts were seen near the Voloboe station. They stood with outstretched hands and plaintively said: “Help, as much as you can! We ourselves are not “local”, all funding from the Kremlin is with ...
- Recently, a group of young people with portraits of Putin on T-shirts were seen near the Voloboe station. They stood with outstretched hands and plaintively said: “Help, as much as you can! We ourselves are not “local”, all funding from the Kremlin was taken away from us, and there is not enough money for a ticket home!
- The Voloboisk branch of the YABLOKO party held a meeting of party members the other day. There were two questions on the agenda: “In what form should we once again refuse to unite with the Union of Right Forces?” and “What the hell were we going to do?”.
— Analysts are alarmed by the fact that Russian President Vladimir Putin is very often at his residence in Sochi. "If it continues like this," analysts say, "then by 2008 Putin will not be tired of being president at all."
- The city authorities decided to surround Voloboy with a wall like an Israeli security wall. In addition to solving the problem of free toilets, the wall will attract terrorists to the city, and this, in turn, will replenish the city's treasury with funds to fight them.
- The good news that doctors will increase their salaries by 10 thousand rubles has finally reached Volobiy! The point is small - to build a hospital in Voloby and lure a doctor into it.
- FSB officers confiscated 300 thousand dollars, marked with cats, from Governor Voloboi. The governor said that we live in a free country and his cats can mark anything in their tray, especially since the dollar is falling, and cats do not go to torn newspapers.
- Former Prosecutor General Volobogo has finally been discharged from the hospital. Recall that Mr. Opustinov was admitted to the hospital the other day with a dislocation of the left elbow joint and three broken nails. He sustained these injuries while clinging to the doorknob of his office during a recent voluntary resignation.