ALUMINUM ALLOY WITH ALUMINUM

STATION OFFICER

STEPAN: Hello, dear readers! HRYUN: Great! STEPAN: Before you is another issue of the combat leaflet "How bad they are and how good we are." HRYUN: Are they bad? STEPAN: Very much. The world community demands to call on Israel to...

STEPAN: Hello, dear readers!

HRYUN: Great!

STEPAN: Before you is another issue of the combat leaflet "How bad they are and how good we are."

HRYUN: Are they bad?

STEPAN: Very much. The world community demands to call Israel to account!

HRYUN: That's right! It is high time to calculate whether Israel has committed more war crimes than Hezbollah has committed peaceful crimes, and vice versa.

STEPAN: This is exactly what the peacekeepers will do. You heard that France is sending its peacekeeping contingent to South Lebanon!

HRYUN: Yeah! Already two hundred people!

STEPAN: By the way, stability in the region will be supported by two more submarines, which Israel will buy from Germany.

HRYUN: Israel buys boats from Germany?! Stirlitz did not even dare to dream of such a thing! What boats do they need? They, faq, just two boats were not enough to win the war?

STEPAN: No, the boats are needed in order to deter Iran, which sent the world community to hell with its nuclear program.

HRYUN: Yeah! That is, if the Iranians themselves suddenly do not have time to develop their nuclear technologies, the Israelis will throw them free of charge from their submarines?

STEPAN: Exactly!

HRYUN: Although one thing is not clear to me. Why can't Iran have its own atomic bomb?

STEPAN: Look, what an insane government there is, what an inadequate president!

HRYUN: So, according to the first point, then nuclear weapons should be taken away from Russia, and according to the second - from the United States!

STEPAN: Well, you shouldn't talk about us. We have the most power! Won on REN TV showed: "Young Guard" ganged up on corruption in the "United Russia"! Could you have imagined such publicity a year ago? Such freedom of speech?!

HRYUN: Poor United Russia people! Well, now they will have to unfasten a percentage of these young impudent people from each bribe! Created a youth wing on your own head!

STEPAN: Why are they so brave? Do they have anything to lose?

HRYUN: Yes, they have nothing to lose. This was just the reason. I think the youth is giving a message that they are not being given money.

STEPAN: And I think they are fighting for the purity of the ranks!

HRYUN: The cleanliness of the rows, you say? Well, if the "Young Guard" frightens the "bears", there is no need to talk about any purity ... But you were talking about power, but you started about the Young Guards. They are not in power yet!

STEPAN: Good! They - no, but Surkov - yes! Did you hear what he said recently?

HRYUN: I haven't heard, but it must be something smart!

STEPAN: Of course, smart! Surkov used to work at Yukos, they didn't keep fools there! He said it's time to quit oil and gas, it's time to export brains!

HRYUN: Golden words! It is high time! And then half of their brains were transplanted for contacts with aliens, and the second half itself went crazy, refuses money for Poincaré.

STEPAN: What does this have to do with it! Just think - there is 60 years of oil left! And scientists will make such a breakthrough for us in the economy!

HRYUN: That's right! If each scientist proves one pointer a month, we will build a city-garden on the same taxes from bonuses in a week! But you can also oblige them to prove several pointers! Promise benefits, take them to a sanatorium. Intimidate, finally! The same contacts with the Chinese!

STEPAN: In the meantime, scientists will come to us, we have another economic trump card - Putin asked Kudrin to stop strengthening the ruble. Limit his growth.

HRYUN: Wait, where is this growth taking place? Or is it when I come to the store, and there the meat is 50 rubles more expensive: this is it - the growth of the ruble?

STEPAN: No, you don't understand.

HRYUN: So explain! I didn’t understand why we need a less fortified ruble?

STEPAN: You see, Khryun, our economy is developing at such a pace that the ruble is involuntarily strengthening strongly, and this, in turn, can greatly slow down the development of our economy.

HRYUN: Thank you, Styopa, it became even less clear.

STEPAN: The ruble is getting stronger!

HRYUN: And the economy is getting stronger! Because we give more and more of these strong rubles for the same services every month. It?

STEPAN: Again, no. Look…

HRYUN: Step, yes, I understood everything a long time ago. In fact, all these statements are nonsense. It's just that the top manager of Rosneft and Gazprom took care of the problems of his business! And the journalists, as always, inflated their concern for the Russian economy out of this!

STEPAN: You're wrong. The only good thing is that Kudrin was scolded about the unjustified strengthening of the ruble.

HRYUN: Yes, there is nothing good in the fact that Putin screwed up Kudrin, no. Kudrin looks like, looks like, calms down and shakes up his deputy, he is even lower. You look, in two weeks they will call you to the housing office and insert a piston for strengthening the ruble.

STEPAN: Oh, and it's hard to argue with you!

HRYUN: Because I'm right!

STEPAN: Rejoice at least for the fact that the two largest aluminum companies - RUSAL and SUVAL - are merging into an even larger company! As a result, they will have 100% of the Russian aluminum market.

HRYUN: And what is the antimonopoly committee looking at?

STEPAN: Why should he worry? This is not two hundred, not three hundred percent, but only one hundred! By the way, don't forget that our Antimonopoly Committee is a monopolist in the anti-monopoly market. So no one can tell him!

HRYUN: Oh, oh… Well, what a world aluminum monopolist it will turn out to be, prices will begin to dictate! I feel, Styopka, soon the guests will steal aluminum spoons, not silver ones!

STEPAN: Yes, you can forget what you learned at school. The hardest alloy is aluminum-aluminum alloy.

HRYUN: You know, Step... Here you feel like an infusoria, not a pig. Some tectonic plates collide with each other somewhere, diverge: "SIBAL" ... "SUVAL" ... "RUSAL" ...

STEPAN: Yes, yes... And here you are rushing between them, trying not to be crushed, and thinking: what to spend a monthly salary with a bonus on?

HRYUN: Pay for the apartment? Or buy a bucket of gasoline and unscrew the seat?

STEPAN: Let's go, let's pay for the apartment.

HRYUN: Let's go.