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Prime Minister in the locker room Russia-English 2: 1
Still, it is good that Hus Hiddink does not know the language of the country where he has been working for the second year and will now work at least three more. And then, perhaps, I would have pushed into the neck from the locker room of an unfamiliar man in a red half -sports jacket over a strict costume. The man went into the Holy of Holy before the game - Hiddinka explained that it has still been accepted with us. From the Soviet times. The prime minister of Russia turned out to be a man. He said that we won the Great Patriotic War, flew into space and therefore cannot but defeat the British
I specifically recognized after playing the people close to the Dutch coach whether he was aware of our recent change of government. The survey gave a completely expected result: Hiddink and the previous prime minister would hardly have recognized in the face, they will collide where under the Luzhnikov stands. Fradkov somehow did not have time to ask football-and now it’s too late. (However, there was no reason for the direct one: the match like English happened for the last time for too long - when at the end of the last century they tragically could not win with the Ukrainians.) Zubkov came in every sense on time. I came to tell you why we are obliged to win.
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Therefore, it turns out that they won already the Great Patriotic War, flew into space, and then, these British have the same two legs together with their hands and one, for each, head. So how can they not defeat them?!
They say that Hiddink did not lead an eyebrow when he was transferred to this Beliberd - by that time he had already said everything to the team, having without historical generalizations. And then I even thought: maybe now how to fly ...
Good romance
They didn’t fly very well - the British, like a month ago in London, were too easily led in the score. And the whole first half did not succeed in anything ...
And during the break, when there was no extra people in the locker room, thank God, Hiddink already spoke: “Believe me, I am an old person and I know that you will probably have a minute for which you can turn the game. It will only be necessary to capture it and be able to fully take this opportunity. ” Well, he began to cook this minute by going in his chipper manner of Va-Bank, removing the defender and releasing the attacking player. The Joker was far from obvious - Dmitry Torbinsky, not only the football player in the Spartak, is far from leading, and he never plays in the center of the field. But Hiddink, as a chess player, sacrificed the quality in exchange for accelerating the pace - and almost burned when at the beginning of our secrets, without understanding the rearrangements, they lost Jerrard in their penalty, and he, instead of finishing the game with one blow, retained the intrigue with his childishness. And very soon it turned out that the impact Hiddinka, Steve Maclarene, so -so chess player - he did not go out in time with Torbinsky, and this was only a shah, nor the fatality of the second, matova already replacing Kerzhakov with Pavlyuchenko.
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Although here, Hiddinka’s infallibility is called into question even some of his favorite wards. “Pavlyuk - he scored the best in the country. No question. This is how defenders we say. In training, Romka even takes his conscience to whip off the legs - although in the binary game and full contact should go. Firstly, all one will break out and take revenge even later, and secondly, it is necessary to save it to the game, there is a result and our premium. Why doesn't the GUS immediately let him out? Maybe he just wants to angry in his own way. Pavlyuk - he is very kind outside the field ... "
A good novel (such a phrase football, and not only, England was used to perceiving in another sense) turned out to be an evil genius for the British: in some five minutes he buried the hopes of the ancestors of football to go to Euro 2008. If, of course, we will not give glasses in a month in a month in a month. But that would be too much in Russian. Not in Chiddinkovsky ...
"Guys, without panic"
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... And as for the authorities entering the Holy of Holy not by the time - so now, maybe, it is worth introducing into the tradition? Moreover, for the first time it worked for the first time. Before it was: it comes in the same rank as Mr. Zubkov, Viktor Stepanych Chernomyrdin before the match with the Swedes (in Detroit at the World Cup in the 94th it was a matter) and sets out: guys, without panic, I had a prophetic one, you are leaving them. The score will be 2: 0, however, however, they will also be the first to score, but you don’t panic, my forecasts always come true. (Still, for the country as a whole, this would someday come together.) Puzzled everyone-and came out with complete silence. Which was then violated by the future best scorer of the championship Oleg Salenko: "He told some kind of garbage-there would be no promise to promise us something." We lost 1: 3 in the end, they didn’t leave the group anywhere, they didn’t see Chernomyrdin anymore.
But there were, on the other hand, and less sad experiments. 1985, the USSR lives and flourishes. The football team of that country in Big Favor, at least in Europe. But here you go - plays in Norway the starting match of the new world cycle in a shameful draw 1: 1, just as I remember now. Sitting woeful footballs are sitting in the locker room and waiting for a legitimate spread. The visit of the chairman, as there, the Supreme Council to the Northern country did not happen then, but the ambassador-disgraced, if anyone remembers, ex-minister of agriculture Dmitry Stepanovich Polyansky. And then what he said then: “Thank you, Sons, you for everything! And we know, and you, that in the year of the fortieth anniversary of the Great Victory, we have no right to lose here. But, on the other hand, this is the year of the fortieth anniversary of the liberation of the country of Norway from the fascist yoke. So winning here would be politically wrong! Thank you for understanding this. By the way, who is Dasaev here - the grandson of Step asked to take a picture ... "
That's what - the only thing - I don’t know: with whom Zubkov asked his grandchildren to star.