Foot size

I recently open Izvestia (you need to sometimes get the state’s point of view), and there, half a page, “An open letter from the labor collective, shareholders and management of the Karachi Istochnik group of enterprises to the President of the Russian Federation V.V. PUTIN.”

The surname typed in large print is not my fantasy, as in the text. Actually, the font size when writing this simple surname describes the essence of what is happening - both with the Karachi Istochnik group of enterprises and with the country as a whole.

The details set out in the letter fit into a couple of lines. Raiders, the seizure of an enterprise, "seized" courts, dirty PR ... In general, a normal Russian life. From deserving special attention - only the name of the raider: the Alfa Group consortium. It is the “signers” of V.V. PUTIN who are hitting him with their foreheads: “We know your sharply negative attitude towards raiding, which is why we are turning to you, Vladimir Vladimirovich ...”

Oh yeah. Negative attitude of PUTIN V.V. to raiding is well known to the world, especially on the example of Yukos. “Caught” courts, “leaks” of unreliable information, and what else is there in the petition? - oh yes, "power methods" ... We know, we know. I struggled with it as best I could, I was already sweating.

But Yukos is another matter, but why us?

And three hundred workers of the "Karacha source" fall to the highest feet. For they know that only at these feet now can one find protection. Not in the courts (they tried it), not in the political struggle (God forbid), not in going to the rally (keep us away) ... Only by kissing the feet! They emphasize loyalty, they slander against raiders in politically literate terms, mentioning the horrors of the oligarchy and offshore competitors in the British (horror!) Virgin Islands...

Vladimir Putin must save the "Karacha source" from the raiders!

Yep, right now. Right now, dad will drop all his business and go to fix your airplane.

Although, maybe it will. If he considers it interesting for himself the prospect of another "wire" or blackmail. If one of the big Chekists living next door to the guarantor of the Constitution, having burped Khodorkovsky and Gutseriev, is interested in the chance to start praying to Aven. If presidential PR people start another manifestation of their god from the car - and the public punishment of another oligarch, followed by an increase in the client's rating ...

Anything, in short, but not the law.

This is not the first year that people have been falling to their feet: business is mostly private or in such newspaper strips “as an advertisement”, hundreds of thousands of Russians during “straight lines”. Raiders tortured the “Karacha source”, no water supply was installed in the village in Stavropol, a New Year tree was not put up in Birobidzhan, the ferry from the Russian island does not go well to the mainland ... And no one, except HIM, is able to solve a single issue.

The vertical turned into tetanus.

To top it off, V.V. PUTIN, who is left face to face with an eighth of the earth’s land, has very poor telephone communications, and he regularly cannot get through - first to the unbridled prosecutor, then to the governor of Kondopoga who has fallen off to Portugal ...

We urgently need to fix HIM's phone and push through closer to the feet. And, of course, to legalize the status of the pharaoh, because the Egyptians, it seems, already exist.