Humor in a short mantle - 3

We continue the publication of “Unknown Pages of Sciences and Gitik” by Adamant Polyarny, discovered at the landfill of the University of Caglia (which is in Montserrato).

Immanuel Kant taught philosophy at the Khimfac of the University of Caglter. Somehow the students asked him: “What are you working on now?” “Oh, this is a very interesting book, called“ Criticism of the Pure Mind, ”Kant answered. An awkward pause hung ....

“Well, Ch.D.A., of course,” Kant added.

The audience sighed in relief.

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Once, de Broil arrived in Padua on the Galileo Galilee physical dental dual, which is behind the channel in which the otter and the turtle float.

He was settled in Guest House. On the first evening, mosquitoes began to climb the window. De Broil half lowered the blinds. Mosquitoes still persistently climbed, greedy for the noble blood of de Broil. De Broil made smaller blinds. It did not help. He made them even less and began to count the mosquitoes, trying to understand where they were crawling. But the mosquitoes still penetrated unknown as they sat on the walls, forming a strange picture with periodic stripes. Then he realized that a mosquito is at the same time an insect and a wave. Driving mosquitoes around the room, he forced them to interfere, put them on a maximum of a minimum - and the mosquitoes disappeared.

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Once, on the physical dice of the University of Caglii, that in Montseratto, who was hungry for food, Dante decided to move towards the hospital, to the bar. Having passed his way to half, he finally lost his way. It got dark.

Suddenly, in the thickets of Fichi d'yndia, he noticed a bearded man.

“Uncle,” cried the great Dant. "Are you Virgil?" “No, man,” the bearded man answered majestically. “I am Susanin.”

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Once, a mother-hiwarm ordered Danila Master two pairs of stone flowers. So that in every pair they are the same, and the couples differ from each other. Already Danila and this way and this way, AN still 3: 1. And Mendel, who was assigned to watch the work, was only grinning and slyly winked around the mistress of the Copper Mountain. You can't say against genetics!

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All his life, the Lotpal revealed infinity. And once infinity revealed him.