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One of the most noticeable buildings on Pushkinskaya Square is the Izvestia plant. As far as I understand, somewhere on it hung in the dashing 20s talented, but sometimes cannibal-eater in the content of “growth windows”. I did not find them. I found autistic self -negotiations like “We will come to the victory of communist labor” and naked abstractions such as “Our goal is communism”.
Why am I? But what - now on the lateral facade of Izvestia (face to Pushkin) hangs a huge, in the whole house, banner. In it, the following letters are written more than me: the following:
Settlement of megacities.
Labor education of children.
Introduction of the reserve calculated system.
Then-some network addresses, and below again large:
There is no other way out of the crisis.
I state: over 50 years of life in Moscow, I have not seen anything dumber.
Settlement of megacities.
I live in a three -room apartment in the center of Moscow. Okay, let's say for the purity of the experiment, I live in a two-room apartment in Orekhovo-Borisovo. If I wanted to move to Taganrog or Vorkuta, I would already sit there in a five -room apartment on a bag of money. Meanwhile, to resettle the metropolis is to make me move to Vorkuta.
So that I do it of their own free will, one of two miracles should take place. Or life outside of megacities will become hundreds of times more attractive. In the steppes, taiga and tundra, thousands of small cozy cities like Twin Pix or Santa Barbara will arise. Kuzmichi and Mitrichi will live in cottages, to cut a turkey on the day of thanks, to hung up at home with illumination, to arrange sales in garages ... (We note in brackets that if it attracted me personally, I would have emigrated to America for a long time. But at least this).
Or life in Moscow will become physically impossible. This, in principle, can be arranged:
Rushing the nuclear reactor in the turmeric;
Having flooded the city with the help of targeted explosions in the Strogino area;
Using chemical or bacteriological weapons;
Around the clock, broadcasting the "Ranetok" over all loudspeakers.
The first miracle could not be realized in 1000 years. It is unlikely that a cosmic rise in the Russian province is so possible in a crisis. The second in principle is possible. But criminally punishable and gives too much Hollywood. However, if this is exactly what is meant, let's arrest the authors of the banner - and the end of the end.
However, there remains a sad and not so fantastic option in our country. The same, but not of goodwill. Without asking me, they are so settled in Vorkuta or Magadan.
I think that a discussion will be interesting for an economist, a profitable or not the revival of the Gulag. Whether the fallen forest will be the optimal contribution of Russia to the world economy. Let me not start this discussion. If you do not set any ethical restrictions, there are obviously ways to improve the national economy. For example, physically destroy the non -working population: children, old people, disabled people.
If the authors of the banner had in mind this, let's arrest them again.
Note that we almost do not reason on the usefulness of the settlement of megacities. We are only busy with the possibility of this event. As if we were advised in order to fight gastritis to put our nose into the anus. But this gesture is non -trivial in itself. Yes, you can (having amputated one of two - or both). There is almost no question of gastritis and its treatment ...
Labor education of children.
Well, this is possible. To take away the remaining miserable watches from writers and historians and pass them to the Trudovik. A meaningless and harmful effect, but after the exam, our school will endure a lot. In this paragraph, a connection is in touch (more precisely, the degree of its absence) with the global financial crisis. Where, as they say, the budget of Swaziland, and where are we?
Here is the choice of equivalent replacements of the second paragraph of the exiting program of the crisis:
Replacing sugar beets with fodder.
Forced circumcision of Balashikha citizens.
Construction of the Yauz-Setun channel.
Passport control in McDonald's.
You will ask what this is related to the exit from the global financial crisis that began with a mortgage in the United States. I answer: the same as the labor education of children.
However, there is another logical reading of the second paragraph: parents settle down in forested, children - in the labor colony.
Introduction of the reserve calculated system.
Honestly, I had enough of the first two points. One third without a preface would hardly have attracted my attention. Probably, we are talking about some kind of special financial mechanism, like a reserve currency. Then this is not for the banner with two -meter letters. And the slogan appeals to popular experience. As a reserve calculated system, I personally see two options: envelopes with dollars, as in the 90s, and camp workdays in the direction of the proposed above.
Probably, on the site of the creators of the banner there is some more or less human reading of these wild slogans. But 99% of passers -by will not climb to this site. And I will prefer to stay with 99%. That is, to speculate about the June theses as a finished product. Evaluate the costs of the proposed exit. But, as it means at the bottom of the banner,
There is no other way out of the crisis.
If you approach the words responsibly, this means: the authors of the banner have scrupulously analyzed all the published, unpublished, not yet written materials on this topic, went deeper into the economy and financial sphere more powerful than all world professional institutions, and proved the futility of all proposed and not proposed options for combating the crisis.
If you approach the words not responsible, this does not mean anything. Spell for dessert.
In my opinion, they came up to the words not responsibly here.
As far as I remember from the school textbook, in Hungary, almost half of the country lives in Budapest. The problem of crowding of the population in the metropolis of the Ostra. So, he is ready to argue for $ 200, Hungary will leave the crisis faster than us, without setting up Budapest and without raising children more in labor than usual. And faster than us, because in Hungary there are fewer irresponsible, sorry, a dolbo &%of os, offering innocent passers -by such exits from the crisis.
Proposed measures.
Based on the theses of the banner, I suggest:
A) evict its authors from Moscow to the 101st kilometer;
B) their liberated children to transfer to us in the "political education" to labor education;
C) recover from the authors the cost of a banner + moral damage to passers -by. Personally, I estimate my modestly at 1.000 rubles. I ask you to multiply this figure on the population of Moscow + the number of guests of the capital.
Okay, let it be a joke, although not too funny. And if very seriously?
I did not succumb to provocation and did not climb to the specified email address. But they told me: this is the program of German Sterligov, one of the figures, vaguely remembering in the 90s. One of those who has a dexterity for many played without rules.
There is such a saying, like - if you are so smart, why is so poor? She has the opposite side - if you are so rich, why so stupid?
I am for freedom of speech. Another thing is that she should not cancel responsibility. We are offered the thesis. We discussed it. Hunting to expose yourself with an idiot - please ...