Putin's last hours

One must think that at the moment when the Tula worker asked Putin to give him a watch, Vladimir Vladimirovich mentally crossed himself and with a light heart began to unfasten the strap. The lucky prime minister's star did not betray him this time either. Or maybe he remembered with a kind word his wife, who in the morning, before going to work, said: “Where did you put your Patek Philippe on? You’re going to the factory... You’re going to hit some kind of machine....” And so – a modest Blancpain. And not from the most expensive line yet. No pity. And the prime minister said the price was approximately correct - 6,000 euros. (But this is still the case if it’s dutee free in the Emirates or Zurich. In Moscow it’s more expensive).

However, if things continue like this, you won’t be able to stock up on budget Blancpains. And the cunning proletarian can be advised to put his watch up for auction - look, the prices are sky-high. It’s just not clear that the others were flapping their ears? Realizing that he got off easy, Putin would have parted with his jacket, shirt, and shoes without hesitation...