Minister Medvedev and Terriegena thermocrast

The more I look at President Medvedev, the more I am convinced that there is a position for which he suits “even more” than for the position of president. I would appoint him Minister of Communications and Mass Communications (or something like that). When Dmitry Anatolyevich begins to talk about computers, the Internet, information technology, he is transformed. It is immediately clear that this is really interesting to him that he really “cuts” in this.

A good scene was recently at the next representative meeting. Medvedev asked those present: "Any of you tried to arrange a car on the Internet?" Silence was his answer. And it seemed that, besides Medvedev himself, no one at all understood the meaning of what was said. The audience generally vaguely imagined the procedure for paperwork for the car. They are like those children who believe that rolls grow on trees.

In general, Medvedev is very happy for the Internet and computer technology. They have given a lot of instructions on the development of computerization and electronic literacy, maintaining authorities and government sites. The instructions are given, we must fulfill them. By the way, the funds are released. Therefore, they are required to master. And they will ask, they will check.

They come out of the situation in different ways. Most often, clogging subordinate sites just hit, in the hope that the inspectors will not go into details and count in the texts. And there is something to read there. Today, the leader of the hit parade Pension Fund. At this moment, there, however, managed to cover the traces. But on the Internet, almost nothing disappears without a trace. For those who are too lazy to look for, I offer a sample of the text. It is called "terrigenous thermocarst - an urgent national task." I bring the whole work. You can read from beginning to end, you can fragments, you can backwards - the meaning of this will not suffer, and the pleasure will be huge in any case. Let's start:

“ Mineralization integrates the limited cold cynicism, changing the direction of movement. The lyrics, especially in river valleys, are different. The flickering of thoughts solves the periger - it is rather an indicator than a sign. Of great importance for the formation of the chemical composition of ground and layer waters is the chorea compiles a destructive metering, but most satellites move around their planets in the same direction in which the planets rotate. The airplane control makes it differently to take a look at what a poetic girogorisont is, while it cannot be said that these are phenomena of phonics itself, sound painting. Mathematical pendulum, by definition we change.

Tuffit is mineralized. The power of deflection by the source material is spatially heterogeneous. The lava stream reflects the denudation-accumulative polyphonic novel, since in this case the role of the observer is mediated by the role of the narrator. A different location is composed of cosmic corundure, the difficulties that a woman-peasant in the 19th century faced in detail in detail.

A random sazos gives a different location, Cicero also speaks of the Gall's interest in astronomy and eclipses in the treatise "On old age". The penetration of the deep magmus, it was possible to establish by the nature of the spectrum, deforms an asteroid anapest based on the sum of the moments. The maximum deviation is an remaining parameter, but leads to environmental pollution. Perige, in the first approximation, small. Phosphotor formation gives a simpler system of differential equations, if you exclude the kinetic moment, due to which the power of the bark under many ridges increases. Even if you take into account the rarefied gas that fills the space between the stars, the elongation still turns the urban course, although this is clearly visible on the photog-veneered plate obtained using a 1.2-meter telescope . ”

Here is such a x ... nya, forgive me for God, but you can’t say otherwise. Even on the website of the Pension Fund, we could read the works "Elliptical Stalgmit: Hypothesis and Theory", "Equatorial Potassium-Narralian Field Spatty in the 21st century", "Differential epithet: prerequisites and development."

Fun is not new. There were already several stories with written and protected (!) Dissertations of this content, several scientific journals were caught in the publication of similar articles. This work is composed using the word generator program. This creativity is inexpensive. However, almost 4 million rubles were spent on developing the website of the Pension Fund.

Yes, Dmitry Anatolyevich needs to urgently switch to work, which he likes and more closely monitor the development of information technology at the ministerial post. Because he gives out tasks good, but does not have time to control, and as a result, pensioners offer a struggle for terrigenous thermocarst.

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