Painting avant -garde

Yesterday we went to a panoramic picture of teeth.
When he was recorded at the dentist, we were promised that we should not sit for money in line. For me, the expectation of local Aesculapius is critical - it ends in weeks of illness!
They came, quite a living turn, beats in the reception room, moves his tail, swells the gills - it is clear that the agony is for many hours! .. And the rudeness of the registrar, just on the contrary, is his native, Soviet!
We went down the floor below to the same clinic, but where we did not pay for the coupon. And there is a sweet girl, and everything is free! There are about the same people, but you can leave and return. One problem, like the floor above, requires a personality certificate. Masha has, but I do not.
Why is it in a normal life? I am usually certified by physiognomy.
Masha remained to wait, and I calculated that on the way behind the document I will have time to hit the store and bribe food resources, because when I intensively bite into affairs, the rest put my teeth on the shelf. I don’t only know what!
While I was sorting through the meat counter, on which, among the expensive and not “very”, there were four cheap packages in appearance, and the same outwardly attractive, the daughter calls and reports that out of 11 people there were five!
Therefore, he did not rummage in the mountain of green tomatoes in the hope of finding 5-6 ripe. (This is my rate of delivery on the mountain!) And I hurried for a priceless piece of paper.
I ship the load, again the call - already 3!
Directly the epidemic among the expectant has begun!
And I still have fifteen minutes before my calculated time!
It’s good that I am already lifting the driver, but I did not lead very well, without inherent politeness!
It was lucky with the parking lot - I found a gap opposite the entrance to that part of the shopping, where different clinics and “so on” are located. Well, and hid there like a cockroach.
I ran to the elevators, and there the crowd is a traffic jam during the peak hours. He got up, the elevator drives up, and the Brazilians are disciplined.
And here I used one of my branded techniques of Moscow, which I did not think to use. When the elevator seemed to be filled, and the educated citizens were in line to another, I slipped out of my cell like a separate egg, and with a cry “Sorry!” In all of the known languages I wedged into filled transport. And immediately it turned out that there was still a lot of space, and stood, not particularly supporting anyone!
He came running to the clinic at the same pre -calculated time, which he thought - "with a large margin!"
Maria and I are already the first. So everything is fine there, debugged and moves quickly. But then the hitch came out, and another 40 minutes, still, sat.
So neither I nor the Brazilians dropped their brands! Maybe because it was simply not known where to drop it!
During this time, Masha managed to hug and consult with the entire remaining reception, in which during his stay became a universal favorite!
He asked for water, since it was dry from my corrida in my mouth, and the registry young lady immediately brought it to me kindly - very cold and tasty!
The radiologist initially tried to explain something, but quickly made sure that it was easier to turn my hands, like a big and obedient doll. She tied with lead, beautifully packed, and put into a tight camera, putting some kind of humid mouthpiece in her mouth.
Having closed my eyes with fear, I tried to figure out - "Can the vine of the Lord be seen in the hard light of X -ray radiation?"
Now the magnificent portraits of our faces filled with teeth and bone remains will be ready for Monday!

The other day, I happened to visit a certain office, and there, on the table of the employee, to find a large photo of the faces of her loved ones, protected from the viewer with black impermeable glasses.
So instead of such an image, it is quite possible to store an X -ray picture! As they say - Malevich is resting! Although God forbid him to work now!

Picture of Evgeny Itskovich

After this medical adventure, they went to the oldest local newspaper, in which, according to its chief editor, in September my work was published in Portuguese. However, the release date or newspaper number was difficult to name. More than six months have passed, but only now I found out where the publishing house is.
It turns out, a stone's throw from the place where they take a panoramic picture!
Since, by a happy chance, I was with Masha, I decided that luck smiles at me!
At first, several kind girls collectively searched for the desired newspaper, starting from the date of the e -meil of the boss reporting on the publication. Then we were held in the archive, where my daughter and I did the same procedure with his own hands.
On all my questions: "Is there no archive on the computer?" - They nodded politely to me, which, of course, is there! But they continued hard physical work. Finally, making sure of its inefficiency of the age of universal mechanization and automation, we were led to the “main”.
Alas, he was at a meeting. At the place of untimely link of all high ranks!
In a short time in this, no longer medical, I noticed that the chaos seemed to me in women who had fluttered around women, their outfits and hairstyles, has a strict intricate order. They were all in uniform! But this uniform consisted in an unthinkable size of heels! Of which in the rest of the abode of this worthy enterprise the press was not noticed!

So it turned out that receiving a general picture of teeth and a meeting with the publisher are somehow connected! In any case, they were appointed on the same day that in Brazil means a meeting of moments!

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In a stumbling name of the existing
The herbs began to grow from lust ....
From the desire to live inherent
The forest appeared!

Animals went to earthly mistrals
And returned again to the ocean,
And glass palaces and steel
Replaces the immortal titanium.

Well, we were created for creativity,
To open a well of reasons,
To fulfill the prophecy of architecture
And sing the radiation of the Luchin!

For the body to seek cognition,
We suffered high flesh -
Throat collapse through the mouth!
Through a quivering affection, a pinch!

We were overtaken and the seed caught us -
Childbearing equality of haze!
Fire -breathing eternity stirrup
The needle is torn in the heart!

We closed with hearing cycades,
Myriads are the creator of the Creator ...
And thorny thirsty for the crown
In the universe of the rebellious spirit!

Like blood, space beats from the veins
Through arrows of Sagittarius or Lyra,
And scares in the darkness,
Pacifying black holes!

Well, we were created for creativity,
To get out the essence of human
The mature of God's adolescence,
Filling in the light of speech!
09. - 03/16/2011