Get lost, you unclean one!

Teleweek with Irina Petrovskaya

Wonderful are thy works, Lord! Let's take television for example. For the time being, both the holy fathers and other zealous champions of morality as soon as they did not call him: both a fiend of hell, and the focus of sin and depravity. And then they realized...

Wonderful are thy works, Lord! Let's take television for example. For the time being, both the holy fathers and other zealous champions of morality as soon as they did not call him: both a fiend of hell, and the focus of sin and debauchery. And then they realized, apparently, the vicars of God on earth, that it is necessary to fight against evil spirits on its territory. And a whole cohort of media priests appeared, who consecrate with their presence even such programs, where tails, horns and hooves literally climb out of all the cracks. As the people say, the priest with a censer, and the devil with a horn. Whose took? Bes knows him.

In an attempt to save the souls of the television people themselves, a house church was opened in the Ostankino television center, which, like convenience stores, operates around the clock. And although, according to the stories, there is not a large influx of penitent TV brethren in it, nevertheless, they saw one very popular TV presenter kneeling there. So far, it is difficult to judge from the TV product regularly aired which of the TV workers prostrated themselves in front of the icons and whether this repentance was active, but some signs of spiritual recovery are already observed on the territory of the television center. They say that after the appearance of the church in Ostankino, the number of ghosts, which have long frightened television people, has noticeably decreased. This is what the life-creating cross does!

And demons are demons. They are driven through the door - they climb out the window. And now they literally occupied the Internet and, first of all, they encroached on the sacred - on Nikita Sergeevich Mikhalkov HIMSELF! And they began to rage and vilely hoot after him, no matter what he did ... And then our hero, having called for help from his heavenly patron Nikita Besogon, declared a decisive battle against the evil spirits. And he called his personal video blog: “Besogon-TV”.

On April 1, demon-possessed scoffers from Channel One blasphemously ridiculed this charitable undertaking, suggesting that Gennady Petrovich Malakhov, following the example of Mikhalkov, start his own personal channel Mochegon-TV. I am sure that such a channel, even if you call it "Diuretic", even "Anthelmintic", would be doomed to success, but this is a topic for another story. Meanwhile, what is "Besogon-TV", shamelessly mentioned in vain, was not explained to the traditional audience, not going beyond the TV box flags, and they might think that this is also an April Fool's joke.

To educate the misinformed population and promote the drugless drug to the masses, Nikita Sergeevich used the main state channel of the country, where the daily talk show "Live" was launched just in time. I will refrain from evaluating the entire project (it just started), but the name is at least enticing - the old-timers remember the times when live broadcast existed not only in the name of the program, and they come in the hope of watching this marvelous marvel again.

And for Nikita Sergeevich, it is even better when it is recorded. After all, as he admitted in one of the recent revelations of Besogon-TV, he sometimes has nervous breakdowns, and he, completely out of control of himself, is able to hit his opponent in the forehead. The same "Live broadcast" did without self-mutilation visible to the world. Yes, and he had nowhere to come from, because here our hero dominated and reigned, explaining to the public what prompted him to fight global lies on the global network.

To fight not for himself - no, God forbid, he is - humble, accustomed to lies. You can’t put a scarf on every mouth. His holy war is for those humiliated and offended by the Internet who cannot answer. For example, for the son of the Krasnodar vice-governor, who, wearing an SS uniform (a la Stirlitz) and filming it on camera, congratulated a friend on his birthday, and someone anonymous and unpunished posted a video on the Web. The official dad lamented: “All this caused such damage to us - like a hurricane ... But I supported my son.” Presenter Mikhail Zelensky recalled what a scandal erupted in the UK when Prince Harry starred in a fascist uniform with a swastika on his sleeve. “Let's not confuse Prince Harry with Vadim,” Mikhalkov cut him off. - He is a member of the royal family, and Vadim is the son of a civil servant. Live your life, don't think about who your daddy is." “But if the fascists hadn’t killed 30 million people here, they wouldn’t have taken it so sharply,” one of the guests timidly butted in. “Well, it was a joke,” Mikhalkov dismissed, turning the arrows to a non-resistance to evil, himself, repeatedly slandered not only in blogs, but also in the vile media, “sewing a huge blanket of lies out of patches of truth.”

As an example, they listened to a fragment from the program of Sergei Parkhomenko on the Ekho Moskvy radio, who, commenting on Mikhalkov's statement about the "poor Japanese", which made a lot of noise, called him a political marauder. “There is a logic,” blogger Alexander Malenkov responded. “You should have thought before you said those words.” “Yes, this is a lie from beginning to end. I meant something completely different!” exclaimed the author of the words, offended to the depths of his soul. “So you yourself posted your direct speech on the Internet,” the blogger insisted. Here it would be nice to listen to this direct speech on “Live” just for the sake of interest. But... they didn't listen. Why be like demons?

An attempt was made to oppose Nikita Besogon and journalist Ivan Zasursky, suggesting that there must be a reason for a wave of hostility on the Web and in the media. "And if there is a demand for bad news about Mikhalkov, then he himself delivers them regularly." "What did I do wrong?" our hero was amazed. Zasursky suggested: well, for example, they kicked a young National Bolshevik tied up by guards who threw an egg at you. Here it would be better to show this video, which so wonderfully complements the bright image of the martyr. But... they didn't show it. And he turned everything into a joke, told a joke, winked at Zasursky (“I would look at you in such a situation”), demanded a ban on obscenities on the Internet, forgetting about his own achievements in this field and easily justifying the presence of obscenities in his great cinema, again equated them to the great war: "There is no war without a mat."

So, laughing and playing, he won. The spectators in the studio, who were provided with a microphone, warmly supported their favorite artist in an effort to overcome demons. And the novice talk show host Mikhail Zelensky was numb next to such and such a block, which was what she, the blocks, were counting on. How is it with Pushkin? "You, imp, are still young, weak to compete with me."