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From Friday to Friday
Elena Masyuk watched TV
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From Friday to Friday. The week ended with a sensation: Sergey Dorenko announced that he would no longer make the Russian Fairy Tales program on REN TV. He "became uninterested" because he doesn't know the people who watch TV. Indeed, it is not clear who needs analytics against the backdrop of scandals, gossip and cruelty.
Katya Gordon takes off her pants, the camera zooms in on her underwear. "I'm not shy," says Katya. Really, why be ashamed? Taking off your pants in a TV studio is no longer a sensation, not even a feat. This is just a new talk show on NTV "We Speak and Show" with Leonid Zakoshansky. We talked about whether or not Katya was beaten by her husband, a lawyer, they showed the remnants of bruises and scratches. That's it, the mission is completed, the checkbox is ticked. After all, now every self-respecting channel should have its own Malakhov. And Malakhov himself on that day lured the audience with the confession of a cannibal.
The trend of the season When a country is a complete state of emergency, the cruelty and cynicism of what is shown no longer causes either shock or indignation. But on the day of the tragedy near Yaroslavl, NTV even expanded its own criteria for what is permitted. The 7 p.m. newscast showed a man being wheeled on a stretcher, stripped, wearing only swimming trunks, with bruises and bruises. At first it seemed that it was the wounded being transported, but the raised hands were as if petrified ... It was a corpse. Long, long plan. Asking the question why show it is pointless. Probably, this is how they imagine an exclusive in the news now.
Even the best give up. Novosti 24 with Mikhail Osokin at REN is always professional. This time, 15 minutes from the 20-minute first episode of the season were devoted to pedophilia, at the end of the block they showed a fragment of a cartoon where a little girl in pink panties bends over, a huge black machine gun grows out of her ass, from which she shoots for a long time at a potential pervert (in frame - long close-up). The villain, of course, can not survive this. After that, we were shown a story about Sexual Health Day. It turns out that there is such a day in Russia. Spectators were informed by specialists that the spermogram of Russian men was “disgusting”, young ladies at the Museum of Sex stated that “the wrong crucian went”, and a Brezhnev mummer advised the brothers by gender “not to drink ginseng root, but to tie it”. Yes, it's more efficient. This news release ended with a cut of videos from the Internet - “the most idiotic cases of August”. Here are the final news of the day.
Global transformations happened with the channel "Capital". Now it is called "Moscow 24". round the clock channel. Sobyanin himself came to the presentation. He clearly liked the high-tech style. The presentation was in the style of MuzTV. The studio is like a honeycomb, the leading headings and programs are in cells - such a communal television apartment like everything is fun and cool. We decided to be “original” and started the news release with a weather forecast and a story about traffic jams. After that, the presenter announced with the first news that “last night, the janitors removed all the garbage left by Muscovites and guests of the capital on City Day.” Really big news...
Hour of Light What really became the event of the season was the return of Andrey Makarov to TV. "Freedom and Justice" on the First and shorter than it was on REN, and the sharpness is not the same, and the time for the program is 16.55, the hour of the late housewife. But all this in the current conditions of television is no longer so important. It is significant that Makarov wants to teach the most ordinary people to defend their rights, because our citizens can only rely on themselves. I don't know how the ruling party, whose deputy Makarov is in the Duma, reacts to his program. The transfer is the real exposure of this party. Either a businessman close to the authorities rents a rural pond and guards it with machine gunners from local residents, or conscript soldiers mutilated during the disposal of old shells cannot receive money for decent treatment, and war veterans - the square meters promised by the guarantors of the Constitution. Together with the defenders of justice in the studio - officials and deputies. Makarov appeals to conscience all the time. But on the faces of these people - indifference and indifference. They came to the TV to promote themselves, but on what - but what's the difference, the main thing is that they are in the "box".
Debate in Russian The program "NTVshniki" came out with the question: "Do you have a choice?" It was even somehow unusual to see the leaders of the “main” and “secondary” parties sitting in a row. Prokhorov, Mitrokhin, Zhirinovsky. There was neither the main communist nor the Duma leader of United Russia. Andrey Isaev was the face of the ruling party. This face, I must say, changed a lot when a 78-year-old pensioner from the hall began to ask when Russian pensioners would finally have a decent pension. Isaev, like a real partocrat, reported about the endless improvement in the life of the population, the old man did not let up and asked the same question: “When will you raise my pension?” Here they remembered everything - the increase in housing and communal services tariffs, and the rise in the cost of products, and the price of oil. Isaev was not ready to answer for the whole game - his hands were shaking. The leader of Right Cause, Prokhorov, said a strange phrase: "I will teach everyone in the Duma to work day and night." “We live in a terrible, nightmarish country,” Zhirinovsky summed up and suggested that Prokhorov exchange watches. The billionaire quickly agreed to take a watch for 3,000 rubles, but gave nothing to the Duma aksakal in return: he came to the studio without a watch. 1:0 - Zhirinovsky lost.
In the following days, party functionaries continued their tour of the canals. Again Zhirinovsky. Instead of Prokhorov, Nadezhdin is already on NTV on Honest Monday. And always Isaev. Apparently, he is delegated to the TV box. Indeed, it is not for the fiery polemicist Gryzlov to discuss the benefits of United Russia. And the televised meeting of the people with Vladimir Putin will probably, as always, be closer to the end of the year. He will answer all questions: both as a party leader, and as a national leader, and as a prime minister. And it will be as he says...
