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Friday to Friday
Andrey Malgin watched TV
From Friday to Friday. It would seem that there are no surprises from our television. Everything is known in advance, agreed on time, a hundred times verified, filled, and in advance in advance. However, last week has presented a lot of surprises
On Friday, I turn on REN TV to see Dorenko, announced in the Russian Tales program - and instead of “Tales”, a hastily blind documentary about a plane crash in Yaroslavl. "Tales", it turns out, was closed. And so hastily that they did not let the leader say goodbye to the audience and do at least what is announced. Dorenko writes on Facebook: he left. But informed people say: no, not himself.
On the same day, NTV spreads the evening broadcast and puts the “Investigation” of the “Shadow of Borodin” program under the heading of the “Investigation” - about how the banker Borodin robbed a metropolitan budget with Luzhkov with the help of the Moscow Bank. Again the question: what kind of rush? Why not let the transmission as usual, with inclusion in the program? This is unknown to us. Only a certain conditional surkovs know this. He weaves his intrigue. He creates television.
In the black list
The journalist Dmitry Gubin finished, who, for a couple with Dibrov, conducted a “temporarily accessible” program on the TVC. The leadership says to him: the second person of the state personally disposed of you. And who is our second person, who is the first? It is not clear to anyone, even to themselves. And then Gubin in the black lists, on different channels, they give him a turn from the gate, and on the TVC they replace with another host. Surprise: The program says that Gubin is talking, you turn on the box - and there is no longer Gubin at all. And on “Russia 1” from the co -hosting “Big Family”, they throw him out. And from the morning broadcasts, news. But do not disappear good: they cut out the unfortunate Gubin from ready -made programs. Participants in the programs are perplexed: how so, here we were sitting on a record with Buby, and on the TV - there is no Gubin. Evaporated.
On September 11, when the victims of a terrorist attack were remembered in America, we celebrated the ten -year anniversary on our channels very peculiarly. Almost everywhere the broadcasts were broadcast (or at least plots in final programs), where it was dark and even directly stated that it was dark and most likely the American intelligence services themselves arranged all this. And if they did not blow up themselves, then they themselves are still to blame. Ren TV hesitated, so I had to redraw and set the unnecessary program “Ten years of revenge” on Sunday day. At the first, they pulled out of the dust of the Euro -Communist Julietto Kyzu, who at one time in Moscow on a salary from the Central Committee of the CPSU; Now he, it turns out, is special for September 11: he himself, he says, blew himself up. 
The School of Sundance was moved this season on Tuesday. Announced: Mikhail Delyagin. Instead of Delyagin, they show us the artist Barkhin. Of course, he is wonderful, it was interesting, but Delyagin writes in his blog: political censorship. Well, what would happen if Dylyagin told any sedition to the night ether watch? And there is no one to ask. The conditional surkov is so conditional, so that, unlike the real, he will not be asked questions.
The threads of the conspiracy
Or it was planned that three epoch -making events will be held on the Russia 24 channel - the broadcasts of the Congresses of the LDPR, Yabloko and the right -hand business. We saw the LDPR and the “Yabloko”, but the “right business” is not. There was no congress? Was! There are already two, because the party undressed. But not only did they not broadcast, in general the first day was typed in the mouth. The Internet was boiling, and in the news on TV - silent. Either it was not immediately informed which side to occupy, or the team was to be silent. In the evening of the first day, something slurred to us was told in the “Vesti” on “Russia 1”, and only the next day the first came to life with the three-hour news. There was already complete clarity: the TV channel gave a report, where the provocateurs of Bogdanov and Dunaev appear as positive heroes, who had buried more than one party. An interview is given with an important look. Prokhorov, with whom the leaders of all federal channels spoke with such respect, unexpectedly turned into a negative character, to whom "the party was rebuffed." It was especially in reporting to Roizman, because of which the entire cheese was flared up. You look - and the soul rejoices: well done "party members" (the expression of the correspondent), they did not allow the crime to penetrate the party. 
Prokhorov is everywhere-at a press conference, at the congress, at a meeting with his associates-says: the whole conspiracy was wearing Surkov. But only a single presenter who debuted on REN TV Andrei Dobrov (he has been conducting evening news instead of Osokin from this week), dared to name the last name.
Hot dishes
Tok shows went almost every day. The scream stood unbearable. The participants of the new talk show Pavel Selin “The Last Word” were terribly yelling. It can be seen that when recording the program, this simultaneous scream of several participants was even more, because the whole program had to be glued from pieces, literally collecting in crumbs. Zhirinovsky was aired daily. But he especially yelled at the Solovievsky “duel” (which, according to the titers, went live at all). "Socialist -Revolutionaries" Nikolai Levichv looked dull and fingered. It is even strange that they ended with almost equal score.
By the way, when one party wanted to convict another in unscrupulousness, it, as the main argument, presented the enemy’s proximity to United Russia. That is, the unscrupulousness and anti-people's essence of United Russia, as it were, were not even discussed, this was rationed by itself, and interestingly, the presenter did not really object.
And what a cry was on the "NTVshniki", when the question was discussed whether the stars in politics were needed - not to describe at all. They almost fought. But the issue was discussed frivolous. A secondary, frankly, question. And this, I think, was very gratifying to observe the conditional Surkov. Because outwardly everything seems to be in order: here they are, hot discussions on television, much hotter. No one will say that they are not hot. But behind the cry, somehow the fact that things are by no means fundamental are discussed in the background. Not political, but near political. Polovitative. Only Joseph Prigozhin was given to speak out in a large way. And Joseph said: “I am for tandem. For Putin! For Medvedev! " Well done, sit down, five. 
And, of course, you wonder why it was necessary on “Russia 1” to arrange a weekly polemic Swanidze with Kurginyan. After all, there is no polemic there. Kurginyan yells good obscenities, runs around the studio like a demon, laughs homerically. And all this is only to ensure that the audience voters with the Semats for the USSR and Stalin. This is repeated from a week a week. This time the program has just begun, no one has yet managed to say anything, but already - Hop! - The result is on the screen: Svanidze - 81, Kurginyan - 1000. And in the end, the announcer reports: “The country voted like this ...” and it turns out that the country is entirely, for Stalin and for the Soviet concentration camp.
If you take these results close to heart, you can go crazy. But let's say: calmly, this is just a television reality. She has nothing to do with reality.