"Salt". 2010-2011

The Salt Internet Gazeta closes. “Salt” will now be called a book publishing house that will begin work in 2012. But the history of the Russian socio-political newspaper, located at Saltt.ru , is completed.

We were good with you. We dare to hope that you also managed to deliver a certain amount of joy and pleasure to you.

To recall how it was, the editors prepared a list of its main materials, which, unfortunately, did not fit all articles that deserve attention.

10 most scandalous materials "Salt"

1. " Instruction manual " Adolfych
How to fuck Mumu.
“When Mumu, like any agent, is afraid of the exposure to the Osser, pulls his head to understand whether they will now kill her due to the fact that one of the cameras stuck out her curious stigmas from under the stucco molding, it is necessary to slightly, but sharply hit her with a bent index finger on the chin-so that the teeth“ clap ”. “Be like children,” Jesus told his disciples. Among the children, such a joke is called "Saekka" or "composter".

2. " Hello, my Murka! "Ekaterina Knyazeva
The legendary video dedicated to the annual festival of the thieves song “Black Rose”. Pupils of the Perm Choir Chapel of the boys, at the request of the "salt" perform Murka.

3. " The gun was supposed to shoot " Dmitry Merkushev
Manezhka -2010. Salt talked with the leader of one of the football fans organizations: on December 11, 2010 he was also on Manezhnaya Square, and with him his people.
“The so -called guests come with their concepts: for them to kill a person in Moscow is an act that relatives will be proud of at home. We have a very big difference in mentality, in the worldview. I'm not talking about the fact that we are better or worse, but we cannot live in one country. "

4. “ Putin must become gay and marry the Lord ” Evgeny Pastukhov
Political scientist Stanislav Belkovsky back in 2010 came up with how Vladimir Putin could avoid a third term. The Prime Minister did not listen to the words of the political scientist.
“Putin needs to declare himself gay, divorce his wife and announce his marriage with some open gay, member of the House of Lords of the British Parliament. In this case, Vladimir Vladimirovich will finally become Persona Grat in the world community. He will be able to peacefully and calmly complete his political career in the status of a pensioner who is not persecuted by anyone. ”

5. " Magic beard " Anton Semakin
Comics from the cult Perm artist Anton Semakin. Actors: Supreme Minister; The nephew of the minister is a small heir to the throne.

6. " Wild perversion" occurs "Ivan Kozlov
Chairman of the Union of Orthodox Borensers Leonid Simonovich-Nikshich in all its glory: what to do with gays, whether spouses can have oral sex, how to protect themselves from pedophilia.
“There is a worldly homosexual mafia that imposes sodomy. Its principle and task is to corrupt humanity. So it was at all times. The Lord, as you recall, burned Sodom and Gomorrah for this. After all, he created a man in his image and likeness - in his own way, and not by the devilish. I think all this is not by chance. There are certain structures in the world. ”

7. " Dmitry Anatolyevich Sponch Bob " Ivan Davydov
Ivan Davydov analyzes one press conference of Dmitry Medvedev.
“He is ours. Falls him in TWI, if not yet. Such a cutie. "

8. " Meetings with specific specifics " Ivan Kolpakov
Ivan Kolpakov joins the "All -Russian Popular Front".
“I have a methodological recommendation. To be honest, I plunged into this work only today - a man from United Russia was agitated. - I am also at the stage of studying all materials. Well, as I see from the recommendations - these should be meetings according to the plan, the main proposals should be allocated for the meetings for entering the people's program, the Popular Front program. ”

9. " Quarters " Irakli Shatirishvili
Vidoroglik memory of Yuri Luzhkov. Music and the words of Roma Beast, photos stolen.

10. " Radio of God I: Bessonov " Hera Mikryukov
A man in a red hoodie behaves strangely. Caution: Perm Humor.

10 of the most readable materials "Salt"

1. " Once again about tenderness " Vsevolod Emelin
The poet Emelin congratulates the Russian people on the New Year-2011.
“Here they are walking - Russian fascists,
Slender rows towards fate.
Devomers, three -year -olds and good
From the 10th “A” and the 9th “B”.

2. " The place where death " Ivan Kozlov
The insides of the "lame horse" a year after the fire. Photo report from a preserved club.

3. " Theater begins with the genital " Natalya Ovchinnikova
Two naked women and one naked man in the Perm Theater "Scene-Young". Funny pictures from the play "Communications".
“According to the plot, a fat and sweaty Sibiryak deputy spends time in a sauna with two prostitutes. Left without the oppression of his colleagues in the party cell, the deputy begins to reflect on the existence of the existence of being - his personal and all of Russia. ”

4. “ I'm not a Chechen. I have a certificate! "Ivan Kozlov
The writer German Sadulaev gave a “salt” an interview about the Chechen people and the Supreme Chechen Kadyrov.
“This, of course, is a multi -income. One side is plus: everything is fine with us, “United Russia”, Hero of Russia Ramzan Kadyrov, and everything that he says is cute, funny and wonderful. And on the other hand: “Look, Russians, you do not live so badly, in fact. In fact, there is also this. And if anything, we can let you in this. ”

5. " Alien against the predator " Polina Domovitov
Evgeny Chichvarkin, an emigrant and former owner of Euroset, sitting in London, explains why he is in no hurry to return to his homeland - despite the fact that the Russian Investigative Committee has already untied it.
“After the presidential election, the country on the patriotic rise of hatred for other nations, rallying and tired of numerous terrorist attacks, will choose for the next 12 years (and most likely, for life), Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. And he will rule for a long time, as physically healthy and does not have bad habits. ”

6. " Beat the yellow guitar " Daria Zhuzhik
The humiliation of the bard in his house, or rather, on his holiday - on the days of the Grushinsky festival.
“The stereotypical bard wears an old rough knit sweater, a suitable beard in which the remnants of hiking porridge are stuck,“ fits excitedly on the guitar ”and never removes the backpack. To be a lover and even more so the performer of the author’s song in the 1960s is a little heroic, and now it is a little awkward. ”

7. “ Dust Pool, it growls! "Ivan Kozlov
Photo report from Solikamsk mines.

8. " Memories of the former love " Gleb Sabakin
The memoirs of the former porn director are the production novel "Flady". More than a hundred pages about human sex.
“For half a day they tuned equipment, prepared the interior, solved various pre -premium nuances. Then the artists pulled themselves up. We sat, drank tea with sweets, met, talked. This is necessary - everyone should look at each other. Fuck without meeting - Moveton, you know. ”

9. " Chicks became tidying " Ivan Kolpakov
Project "Zero". Musician Sergei Shnurov tells why Tsoi ended completely, and how Putin turned into a cynic.
“I described the zero like this for myself: a wildly modern plasma monitor, covered with a grandmother’s napkin.”

10. " Easy way to quit to drive " Ekaterina Knyazeva
Operational conversation with the founder of the Chelyabinsk Center for the re -education of Gopniks.
“Kafka and Mozart - it would be a final victory! To come to Kafka, you need something more than we can offer now. We will have a dialogue, we will have events, games, most likely, hikes. We need to isolate a person from the killing environment of the GOP communities. ”

Choice of the editorial office

1. " Christ in prison " Ivan Kozlov
The unique Perm wooden sculpture is that its part that is hidden from the general public. Rare shots from museum reserves, photo report by Ivan Kozlov.

2. " What dreams of migrant workers " Konstantin Grigoryev
Moscow migrant workers - immigrants from the former republics of the Soviet Union - talk about what they dream in the Russian capital.
“I recently dreamed of a house! The village. I went outside, and the sun went away. And we had to well ... how to say it ... Dange-Dung to do ... Yes-drum! "

3. " Hokka Medvedev " Dmitry Medvedev
As long as Segun runs the country, the emperor composes poetry.
“Their pictures see everyone, and few of them themselves.
Moreover, they always
They hide behind the lenses. "

4. " User " Ivan Davydov
A great review of a great film about the Great War.
“Dogs rod on tanks with red flags,
Hitler descends by parachute,
The villains rejoice, measured fragments,
Everything is like in hell or a computer shooter. ”

5. " Excess your fucking madhouse " Ivan Kozlov
Rare exhibit: Guest book of the Museum of Modern Art Permm.
"People!!! If this is contemporary art, then humanity is degrading. And if it is real:
- How to go into my head
- horror
- Moral freaks
- Digenerates
- Do not go in any case "

6. “ Sing, like Helman! "Ekaterina Knyazeva
Marat Gelman, to the accompaniment of the Mars Needs Lovers group and the chief editor of the Salt Ivan Kolpakov, performs the song of the Christmas tree "Provence" in one of the Perm crossings.

7. " Like Satan behind the bosom " Polina Domovitova, Dasha Zhuzhik
Some evidence that many residents of Russia actually live in hell.
“In St. Petersburg, a brigade of angels, led by a thief, goat and fucking, wages its sacred war. One night, they painted a giant member on one of the divorced St. Petersburg bridges, and in the morning, along with the bridge, the member stood up - however, the huge foundry of the colossus was not enough to make this gyuly place at least a little brighter. ”

8. " Doors to Tver " Andrey Levkin
Andrei Levkin analyzes the project "Humanitarian Skolkovo".
“Without poetry in such a project, even if poets, as you know, Plato also expelled from the ideal city.”

9. " Do not remove epaulets from us, please " Elena Gremin
The Theater.doc showed the documentary performance “Eighteen Hour” - about the circumstances and significance of the death of lawyer Sergei Magnitsky in “Sailor’s silence” (one hour eighteen minutes - exactly the amount of time, which was refused medical care, died in prison from an acute attack of pancreatitis). "Salt" published fragments of the play.
"Investigator. And to give bribes! Nekher poke money everywhere! They themselves are to blame! Those who are sitting are to blame! And their relatives! You bustle your money, you think you can buy everything? Yes, boiling water is more expensive in the Tver court than in Tagansky! I don't know why. Such a dachshund. "

10. Memory of Living Journal Vsevolod Emelin
Vsevolod Emelin says goodbye to the “living magazine”, experiencing difficult times. Naturally, in verses.
“For this, they taught us free at the university,
So that we get up and put it?
We are not users, but losers,
This is completely unambiguous. "

Director Alena Danilkina .

Bonus. Interviews that cannot be missed

1. " The swamp in parliament is better than Gulbishi " Andrei Gromov
Interview with publicist Alexander Privalov.

2. " Luzhkov was such" hosts "from the 1990s " Evgenia Pastukhova
Interview with the architectural critic Grigory Revzin.

3. " Bubbles are not eternal " Ivan Davydov, Ivan Kolpakov
Interview with political scientist Gleb Pavlovsky.

4. " Plan of Kholmogorov " Dmitry Merkushev
Interview with the editor -in -chief of the "Russian observer" Yegor Kholmogorov.

5. " Point JI " Evgeny Pastukhov
Interview with the philosopher and prophet Nikita Dzhigurda.

6. " Tyrannosaurus lay down on the belly " Vladislav Gorin
Interview with writer Vladimir Sorokin.

7. " Quiet Seliger " Lyubov Klumenko
Interview with writer Zakhar Prilepin.

8. " Without Danilin, Russia will be radically different " Dmitry Merkushev
Interview with the chief editor of the Kremlin.org portal Pavel Danilin.

9. “ Children. Kitty. Drugs "Dmitry Merkushev
Interview with the trainer Yuri Kuklachev.

10. " Everything is fine with tolerance " Kirill Artemenko
Interview with young Dagestanis living in St. Petersburg.