Bykov: Antidote to Lifenews

We offer a simple and effective way to make your telephone conversations offline. Example: “Honey, how are you? What's with our evening plans? (I saw your Putin). How are we with money? Did they call from the State Department? (I saw your Surkov). You won't be late? Husband on a business trip? (In my opinion, this is our Medvedev ...) "

Dear Sirs!

It is quite obvious that any visitor to the rally, who expresses disagreement with the government's policy and simply is not a member of United Russia, is now at risk of publishing his telephone conversations.

As a result, difficulties arise in expressing one's true opinion about what is happening, in making an appointment with a mistress, and even in discussing immediate financial plans. It gets a little uncomfortable. When they listen to you and then spread the recordings, the feeling of intimacy, security, legality of what is happening is violated. There are communication problems, damn it, even if you only call your son and ask if he ate well.

It offers a simple and effective way to make your conversations unpublished online - or posted with such a deafening effect that the government is more likely to voluntarily resign.

If after every two or three phrases you insert into your speech a simple, frank, deeply humane statement about our president, prime minister, eminence grise or the political system as a whole, no one will ever put it online.

Example: “Honey, how are you? What's with our evening plans? (I saw your Putin). How are we with money? Did they call from the State Department? (I saw your Surkov). You won't be late? Husband on a business trip? (In my opinion, this is our Medvedev...)”.

I guarantee that if such a wiretap is posted online, the supporters of political freedom and the rule of law will not need any other campaigning. It is useful to insert these statements into the mail, in case the hacker Hell for some reason is interested in your personal correspondence.

As for yourself, the spiritual benefit of repeating these mantras is obvious, if only because speaking the truth is fun, easy, and enjoyable.