"Navalny's hysteria"

I propose to introduce a new medical political term “Navalny’s Hysteria”, or - BIM - UNREASONABLE MALE HYSTERIC. Fine. There are viruses, microbes, diseases named after the name of the one who discovered them? And we will!

Actually, HYSTERIC used to be a purely female disease. But now the male sex will also have a discoverer. We are not feminists, we don’t feel sorry.



What are the grounds for awarding Alexei Navalny such an advanced title? Yes, as much as you like. Just read how he crushes my native Chelyabinsk region.

Citizen Navalny usually collects information about the Urals on the vast fields of the Internet; it seems that he has never set foot on our land. If only in a partisan way. Otherwise, it would be better to ask the residents of the region, or stop by PERSONALLY...

However, sometimes he is an EYEWITNESS. For example, at a business forum in Chicago. Then citizen Navalny was infuriated by the fact that “the Chelyabinsk residents themselves have a large delegation.” I don't follow up with the claim. What did you mean? The fact that only the capital's majors were supposed to be there PERSONALLY, and not the “Ural bast shoes”?

Again, the claim to the exhibition of Zlatoust products is not clear (ibid.). Why on earth does citizen Navalny position samples of Ural metallurgy as “Folk crafts - nesting doll spoons”? Of course, an emotional humanist cannot understand that this is a clear reason to talk about the merits of the Ural steelworkers. Or industry, agriculture, kaarooovs, navoooz... for him such a fiiiiine, if not comme il fao!

Yes, in general, the Ural guys are clearly “out of shape” for citizen Navalny. No sophistication, no grace! Strong, athletic, broad-shouldered (not wearing caps), speak briefly, specifically, weightily, in a bass voice. Well, untouched by feminization. Just bears against the backdrop of the corps de ballet. True, since the time of Chekhov, ladies have increasingly preferred “bears” rather than ballerinas. Although United Russia's bearish reputation has been fairly battered.

There was another Soviet joke. The father says to his son, they say, here, son, I raised you, raised you, and you grew up to be a normal person - just like I work as a driver. And his son’s neighbor beat him with logs, forced him to study at the institute, so he became a diplomat, sold himself to the imperialists, and now he constantly takes his parents “over the hill.”

If we turn to historical background, the British (villains) considered education incomplete until a person goes on a trip around the world. Peter I (the tyrant) forced me to study and travel to Europe. The South Ural governor (despot) is chasing officials and businessmen around the Americas and Europe. One word: human exploiters. And citizen Navalny is actively fighting these villains, tyrants and despots.

So:
Disease: “Navalny’s Hysteria”, or - BIM - UNREASONABLE MALE HYSTERIC.
Carefully! Contagious! Transmitted via the Internet.
Prevention: awareness, prudence, common sense.
Treatment: not yet established.

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