Electric body

My Mitsubisenka was bought a new battery, he briskly rushed and, perhaps, did not laugh with happiness! And the tooth was treated to me, and after the procedure he barely crawled out of the chair, and he spoke no worse than Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev. Good freezing and air conditioning works like a freezer bomb! I come to the reception, dress: socks, trousers, sweater. The doctor laughs, but I am lying almost upside down and can barely smile back. In such a standing “without consciousness, I get to the house. I leave after three glasses of black tea, and the dentist promised that six needed. Either he did not calculate, or the authority of the comedian Zadornov affected!

Black tea in mararanu - exotic, sold like cherries, only on big holidays in rare places! Brazilians try our drink, spit - “Bitter! Medicine!" And they themselves drink “something”, to taste and look reminiscent of shaving foam and served in hairdressers!
I once met a charming girl-an Englishwoman. Portuguese with her was so bad that this created the necessary prerequisites for communication. The first question that was asked:
- How do you live in a country without tea?

At first it was annoyed that tea differs only in the type of packaging. In a black bag - black, green - green, red - red! But I got involved and find inexpressible shades of taste, how it has become sensitive to the tenth fractions of the degree (the temperature does not hesitate much!) And I can get old from the cold with a decrease by 0.5 at +27! But earlier he used to say to the locals:
- How gentle you are!

And they were offended. Well, so, the Brazilian won the athletics cross in Antarctica!
In Portuguese, the car is Caro, masculine, but I explain to everyone that I got a girl! Tender, shy, does not like to be offended-Miss-Mitsu Bis. Numerous pits and potholes that decorated local roads, like New Year's Christmas trees with toys, go around with caution and patience, and if I manage to get somewhere, and even at speed, I feel how the pain of my beloved creature is given inside. The famous phrase: "Half of the kingdom of the horse!" - It became homemade and comfortable. I have no kingdom, but what a horse!

The battery, which was replaced, served three times! The son believes that this is thanks to my magic of influence on electrical appliances. When the charge ends in the batteries, I pull it out, stroke, and they work more. It is a pity that this does not work with money!

The magazine was lying for a long time, but could not study it, did not understand the language, and then he suddenly glanced at the name under a sweet primitive picture - a girl in chairs in the middle of fruits and flowers - and dawned! It turned out to be simple: "Why do we love to watch porn?!". I ran through an article, but I can’t vouch that I had an adequate - a lot of vocabulary that has no compliance in the dictionary, idiomatic expressions, unknown to me, like - “I am a good ass!”. Thanks to Google, he does not have linguistic barriers and censorship!

The author or his lyrical heroine is Russian! He writes about his female screams in Russian, which the neighbors can hear. And the surname is quite ordinary, ours is Cassandra!

Public women on TV and the press complain that men do not pay attention to them at all! What then the strong half except football is busy, because Brazil is one of the most successfully propagating countries, and then what is the same - public women?

Tourists are indignant-in acute competition, men inexorably pushing the beautiful floor from the panel, and the first woman-president, according to rumors, is completely a prison orientation. It’s good that she managed to get Senii, and, also according to rumors, owes her career to Roman with the ex-president!

A computer has already appeared, in which you can put your hands and something there to manipulate in a hyperspace behind the monitor! Is it really that we will ever be able to multiply on E - Mail ?!
I’m trying to read an ecclesiastes in Portuguese, I want to remember the word-vanity!

Eugene said that he saw a unicum on the TV, passing the current through himself and through this Guinness Book of Records. This phenomenon sticks two fingers into the outlet, and takes a light bulb in the other hand and it lights up! Ah, to invite such a kindergarten for the New Year instead of a Christmas tree!
On the contrary, I am sensitive even to the weakest currents! From this, the modern mobile phones of my children and their computers for me is a taboo - it hurts hands! My eight -year -old Nokia, donated by a friend, is peaceful and quiet to such an extent that my wife sometimes grumbles - “It's time to change the phone, otherwise you are completely heard!” The apparatus, as usual, wandered from the child to the child, was dropped, fought, hesitated, and in the end he found peace in my pocket. Recently replaced the third battery in his life.

In the 90s, I bought cheap electronic watches for seven rubles, which in that era were equivalent to one dollar. The battery for this watch cost as much as 15! Therefore, I decided that, as soon as they stop, throw and buy new ones. The clock turned out to be amazing, lagging behind only a few seconds in a few days! Fascinated, I bought the same children, but they did not last long.
I can’t carry anything on my hands - I feel electricity! And there are no decorations on the body. With horror I look at people very hung. When he was going to the army, most of all in the upcoming test scared that you need to wear a belt!

When I started to engage in medicine, I had to plunge into paranormal phenomena. In the trauma department of the Sklifosovsky Institute, he arranged experiments with a gold ring, which were swaying over the patients of the patients, like a pendulum, like a pendulum in the Isaacievsky Cathedral, which is why the lame and legless jumped from their roles and fled to stare at the show, in Soviet times, unprecedented.

On the "ambulance" he settled down, and began to find an abnormal purely practical application. So he invented the symptom: “A spoon of a leaf”! This is when the metal product is glued to the chest without any glue and reagents. Surprised patients asked - "Why would this?" "Don't know! But I will write down in the history of the disease! " From such information, the pressure of patients with piezoelectrically leveled! Recently, the Georgian athlete was awarded the Ginnes Book of Records Awards for such an innovation, hung on an unprecedented number of cutlery. I always poorly commercialized discoveries. Although he found out that some people have a body, and not just to their hands, everything would stick, while others, on the contrary, will be repulsed. Real racism! A genuine record holder was a mother, calmly holding a dish with fruits on her chest!

Because of these experiments, the always skeptical father began to tie the alarms on the wrists of the parent! The clock that he “pass” was always in a hurry (and it was all the watch in the house), and they did it, like the expanding universe, faster and faster! .. Watchmakers only shifted their hands-some kind of devilry! I don’t know what the mommy felt, but after a few days of such lessons, the walkers calmed down and the time in the house stopped leaking for no reason.

So I wore a new watch in my pocket, only this did not save the flimsy plastic and from them, like from the lepers, the pieces gradually fell off, and at the end there was a naked, round metal case with an inexperienced battery. If someone else took my treasure, the watch was upset and subsided.

Over the years, they showed spring vitamin deficiency! Every spring, the clock stopped and fell asleep. Then I took them out of my pocket and looked at the Sun on the timid, waiting for a miracle of resurrection. And for sure, it did not pass the weeks, as the mysterious heart was revived!

This went on for about 10 years, until I met my phone, equipped with a timer. The clock was sad, began to inadvertently slip out of his pocket, trying to get lost in the Crimean sands. From the third attempt, they succeeded, and they went to where time never ended.

In my youth, I had a strange ability - at least, at least in the middle of a deep sleep, to answer the question “what time is it?”, Mistaken for no more than five minutes. I don’t know if this gift has been preserved .... But now I fall asleep only when I see a running arrow before my eyes. This is probably a longing for things of a thing that took something away with him ...

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Money became flowers - they are given in the subway,
"I love the most ... that green ..." - "In a jacket?" -
“Ah, Madame, this is a charm, under your manto
Waterloo, Van Gogh and Watto blossomed ...
And the buds! You see - children! "

“I extended the landscape of the city heat
And now I'm freezing, Juliet! ”
The legs of all cigarettes burned down to the ground
Ashes in the ovary of snow, in the eyelashes of ash,
Instead of the forest, the newspaper leaf through.

“Ah, Romeo, do not cry until there are eyes,
Open my door as soon as possible! " -
"There are many different colors, how much against and for ..." -
“Look what turquoise hangs
Above the burgundy face of the mausoleum! ”
10/18/1994
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Everything was mixed - Europe, having come up with that light,
It became a shadow.
Not to the window, we pressed the dawn -
To the mediastinum!

The knock of hearts distinguishes - your own and the fetus,
Whose right?
By "Athens", the veins recovered ships
Blood-grass,

Boiled Russia, and ghostly light
He poured into her eyes.
And now: neither a century nor madness of years -
Days and nights!
10/20/1994
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Large glass eyes
The rejected to God fell,
And a frozen tear from the eyes
Beads rolled on the road.

And the cars sting this hail
Tower churches of a carved
The city was asleep and, falling out of the barriers,
He fell from the eye of the eye apple.

Fruits are sold on the parade ground -
Frunt Lotkov, Lukoshka or Cats ...
And the soles of the mouth are chewing on Matsu ...
Or not?! But crunch to star crumbs!

As if finally found
Flute-phonel, but ox! ..
Snow trembles - crazy, like a crown,
The ice shines - saturated with love!
10/18/1994