I vote for Putin!

I vote for Putin, because I believe - in all multimillion -dollar Russia there is only one person who can lead the state. I believe that our country cannot give himself and the world of at least any sensible, talented and competent person more than once every hundred years.

I vote for Putin because I believe in his promises. I try not to remember the bad, so I forgot that Putin promised to defeat corruption back in 2000. I forgot that Putin announced by reducing slingshots on the way of business resulted in an increase in the number of officials and inspectors.

I vote for Putin, because I do not care in memory of the hostage hostage "Nord-Ost" who died at the hands of the "Liberators". I vote for Putin, because the Kursk submarine just drowned, and the sailors who died in it fulfilled the duty - they buried a state secret with them. I vote for Putin, because for twelve years of staying at the highest posts in the country, Putin realized what to do. I vote for Putin, because I think that over the next six years he will understand even more.

I vote for Putin because he does not trust me. I am so poorly educated and stupid that I am not able to choose a governor or mayor for myself. I vote for Putin, because only he knows which governor is best suited for my region. I vote for Putin because he put the press in place. I vote for Putin, because I love when they lie to me from the TV screen about my life.

I vote for Putin because he appropriating the title of Hero of Russia to the bandits and terrorists. I vote for Putin, because the street and killers of Russian soldiers named the street in Moscow. I vote for Putin, because he protects my compatriots in the Baltic states and gives the Russians to be torn to pieces in the Central Asian states. I vote for Putin, because I want the Russians to at least in Latvia to live humanly if they are not given this in Russia.

I vote for Putin, because I like that we value the lives of foster Russian children in America much higher than the lives of children in Russia. I vote for Putin, because the second and “subsequent” children born after 2000 are children of the first grade, and the children born before this year and all the first children are no need for no one.

I vote for Putin, because people with diplomas more and more often cannot write a simple dictation. I vote for Putin, because Tajiks and Chinese who come to work will take exams in the Russian language, literature and the history of Russia, and the Russian official will not pass such exams. I think it's right. Because Putin does not want to disgrace Russian officials.

I vote for Putin because he takes care of those who receive from the budget, And it is indifferent to the full budget. I vote for Putin because it raises pensions by one hundred rubles, so that prices increase, and pensioners' expenses increase by five hundred.

I vote for Putin, because the enemies of my country are prosperous states of Western, Christian civilization. I vote for Putin, because the friends of my country are the poor dictatorships of North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela.

I vote for Putin because I don’t see how many people in my country need housing, and will never live in their own apartment. I vote for Putin, because our oil and gas will not go to our descendants, and the whole world laughs at our cars and planes, including ourselves.

I vote for Putin, because he divides our people into "his" and "strangers", because he calls the traitors of those who do not like him and his power. I vote for Putin because among these "traitors" and "enemies" can be my relatives and friends.

I vote for Putin, because I do not care about what will happen to my country and my children.

I generally do not give a damn about everything. Because I vote for Putin.