Friday to Friday

Valeria Novodvorskaya watched TV

From Friday to Friday. Television prepared the victory of the chief candidate until the last hour and played it in full
The week was pogrom-prostrate. Well, the pogromers won - even with unnecessary impudence and unnecessary postscases - and, without waiting for the end of the counting of votes, left all sorts of diplomatic excesses. On the last pre-election Thursday, for example, for some reason, they showed a overwhelming cranberries under the name “Fear to them?” The pseudo -scientific Moore about the Patomsky crater, about the ice of Baikal, which attracts viruses, meteorites and UFOs, shifted, and showed Moore about how the opposition in the person of Boris Nemtsov, Vladimir Ryzhkov and Lyudmila Alekseeva draws up the fake lists of political prisoners and puts them in Medvedev. thief. This, by the way, is not a know-how for a hired director. In the list, pogroms have already found terrorists, bandits, and weapons. But why would such a film three days before the election, urgently, fire, without mentioning in the menu? After all, neither Boris Nemtsov, nor Vladimir Ryzhkov, nor Lyudmila Alekseeva were running for the presidency. Or was the calculation that, in contrast with a dishonest opposition, voters would love Putin's garlic? Unconvincing. Where is the Villa Nemtsov on the azure bank, where is the Ryzhkov yacht and the diamonds of Alekseeva?

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In addressing the opposition leading to the opposition, the special affection of the sanitary residents sounded: "The doctor said - to the morgue, which means, to the morgue"

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Some further, of course, disappeared all sorts of excesses in the form of “NTVESHNES” and the day of silence came. Marianna Maksimovskaya honestly became silent, but the frisky Alexei Pushkov from the “postscript” on the TVC decided that laws exist only for enemies in the person of REN TV and the “Week” program. And he is a friend! Therefore, Pushkov shouted his “cock word”, giving a plot about what bastards all these oligarchs, how they stole property from the people, what money from them should be ripped off for the privatization of the 90s so that they do not go to Courchest. In each phrase of the plot it was read: “Well, do not vote for this Prokhorov, he stole 18 billion with you! And also the yo mobile will steal as soon as it finishes! ”

And on Sunday, on the day of voting, peppy reports were going on all day about how peppy voters cheerfully fled to polling stations and ecstasy threw themselves at the urns. Neither the supporters of the boycott, nor people who were going to spoil the ballots for peppy reporters under the cameras, and if it weren’t for the Internet, we would never have seen Boris Nemtsov’s artistically designed newsletter.

In a word, the comments went under the Moscow Region “Hello, the audience, hello, spectators, our elections have long started. Boule-Bul, a bottle of state wine ... ”(that was the price of Putin's Kaluga adherers, who were brought to a rally in Luzhniki). And further in the text: "Bright dishes of ton, the boots are shaped, these are the guards." A drill step. Especially in Chechnya, Ingushetia and Dagestan.

But as soon as the evening was flooded, only the stars flashed in the heavens, a jubilant crowd hung with balls and loyal slogans rolled. And on the TV, having waited for the 9-hour chimes of chimes, the windows of two affectionate gears openly swung open: “Elections-2012” with Vladimir Solovyov in “Russia 1” and “Sunday Time” with Peter Tolstoy went on the air. They divided Sergei Korzun and Vladimir Ryzhkov among themselves, but in the addressing leading to the opposition, the special affection of the clerks sounded: "The doctor said - to the morgue, which means to the morgue."

The agitation on the NTV was supposed to deliver a decisive blow to the opposition to work on the positive , so we spent this night, and Vysotsky could say again: "For me this night is outlawed." Solovyov and Tolstoy were puffed up, the unfortunate Ryzhkov smiled exhaustedly, champagne outlined in Putin’s headquarters and took up cognac, the Manezh Maintenance jumped higher, Western congratulations came slowly, and one announcer with NTV even managed to enroll China to the “big eight” to make the angel's pioneer. Europe, of course, Lukashenko and Yanukovych, did not feel so lonely.

Vice-mayor of Moscow Gorbenko with compassion even promised to block Tverskaya’s opposition. But as the voices were counted, it was increasingly inviting everyone to reveal hugs and “work for positive”, and they spoke about rallies as follows: they, they say, played their important role, but their time has passed. That is, take the overcoat, went home. Home from the lost war. And the closer the morning was, the more clearly it sounded at the address of the opposition and her rallies: “Kysh, damned!”

"Sunday" with Peter Tolstoy analyzed the results of the vote in fresh tracks day heavy and on Monday there was a denouement. Suddenly, an honest Monday returned, and, with all the purity, Govorukhin called the opposition to the “street sleeper”, so that even Sergey Minaev stood up and said, finally, the main thing in this whole story: those who vote for Putin want to live as before and live in Russia now; Those who vote against such elections want to live like in America. America in Govorukhin caused, of course, strong, but unfriendly feelings.

At the same time, on the First Channel, Posner and Radzikhovsky dreamed of a new, better, right, dumbfounded Putin, who, in order to get a decent place in history, will go to deep reforms, "as a very smart person." Listening to Radzikhovsky’s siren, Posner even covered his eyes with pleasure (a day later in the “25th hour”, Radzikhovsky promises Parnassus a table and shelter from the Kremlin generos).

And at this time, riot police pushed the last Protestants from the Pushkinskaya and pulled out people from the last fountain, and Bronze Pushkin probably recalled the III department, Benkendorf and the ice of the Neva, who had cracked from the crankcase on the morning of December 14. All the newsletters insisted that OMON (even in St. Petersburg, where they loaded with packs) acted affectionately, did not beat anyone and that the detainees went to buses simply with pleasure.

Polovtsian dances moved to Red Square, Putin wiped in the wind a stingy presidential tear, and he completely went away and began to talk with the former command-administrative gleam in his eyes.

The absence of Mikhail Osokin on REN TV acted on the nerves, allegedly he walks the vacation “before the elections” (something new in the Labor Code). Apparently, “before the elections” it includes the time after the elections, so that there is nothing to comment on, because it is unlikely that Mikhail Osokin would agree to mock the opposition as his replacement Andrei Dobrov.

And finally, on Wednesday, all channels announced that Putin does not advise the opposition to clatter a teeth, but, on the contrary, advises her to get acquainted with the decision of the European Court of Human Rights, who did not find a political background in the case of Khodorkovsky and Lebedev. As Graham Green said: "Weapons of darkness."