Political spring

Almost everyone can write, only a few can read.
You write one thing, they read another.
I know that politically active citizens will immediately be outraged, but I will say it anyway. Since we have freedom of speech and democracy. I consider the final arrival of spring to be the main political event of this year. The sun is warm, the snow is gone... Tell me at least one governor, even if he is a genius, who is able to make people’s lives better, regardless of their social status, than April can do.

Here are the new rules at airports. We were allowed not to take off our shoes during the security check before boarding.
I don’t see governors in person, but I fly quite often. Taking off shoes is humiliating. And then you walk - the floor is cold. And if the wife doesn’t even notice, she’ll slip some socks with holes in it. Shame!

I remember when it was first introduced to remove shoes as a result of terrorism, there were no shoehorns at airports. And after a while, under pressure from the democratic public, they appeared. Well, Russian history is not moving forward in broad strides, it’s not moving forward, and that’s all! And if he suddenly starts to rush, then he backs away. As soon as the spoons have time to appear, they immediately disappear again. Metaphor.
This means that shoes were allowed to be left on at airports, and I consider this event more significant than the adoption of the law on gubernatorial elections in the third reading. And then, you see, something else good will be allowed.

And I myself know that they steal in the country without Echo of Moscow. Who doesn't steal?! As a result of changes in government, the amounts only change upward. I myself am no exception. Old experienced cameramen constantly tell me during filming: “Steal with your eyes at the camera! Steal! There is such a professional term - “stealing”.
And sometimes I’ll steal five hundred or a thousand from my wife’s wallet. She asks me: “Did you, by any chance, take money from me?” And I told her: “What are you doing!? How could I do it without your permission!?”

Spring, citizens, spring!..
I'll go to the store now and grab a quarter. And beer.

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