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As accepted by Jean-Jacques
Just at my arrival at the Restaurant "Jean-Jacques", by the forces of riot police, the cleansing of the area from people started.
- Dear citizens! - said a pleasant baritone, while a hundred trained rocks in the form of crushing respected citizens and poked them with sticks into the bodies. - Dear citizens, please clear the boulevard! ( VIDEO )
The appeal was encouraging. As a respected citizen, I tried to ask the name of the senior lieutenant who commanded Davilov in my site, so that as a citizen a citizen, to find out what the hell is in white day, in the center of Moscow, they put me in a stick in the stomach.
In response, Comrade Senior Lieutenant, not too distracted by the requirements of the law, invited the closest sergeant to "accept" me. Honestly, I did not sign up for the sergeant for an appointment, which I was perplexed by all those twenty seconds, while I was trampled in a car carrier, where a half -jig of respected citizens was already sitting, all with traces of higher education on puzzled faces.
Not used to it yet, but nothing: they will soon get used to it. Here right now Vladimir Vladimirovich Khunta is torn off on the red rug, he will kiss everyone under the bell ringing - and the real circumvention will begin ...
Ten minutes later, Lieutenant Colonel Glushchenko, having studied my journalistic xiva, took me out of the car carrier and raised the level of service to a new height. "Sir!" - He turned to me. Neither give nor take, the waiter in the Pushkin restaurant ...
Sudari and Parani, blah. Do you deign to lie in the asphalt, nah. Do you repeat twice or immediately by kidneys, bitch, is good gentleman?
In short: the culture went on the third term.
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Victor Shenderovich
Cooperates with the RS since 2003. Editor and host of the program "All free" (2003 - 2009).
Born in 1958 in Moscow. Writer, publicist, playwright. He was a screenwriter of the television program "Dolls", the author and host of television programs "Total" and "Free cheese". The winner of the Golden Ostap prizes in the nomination "Writer", "Golden Feather of Russia", twice - the TEFI television award.