Everyone should do what they do best

It was only the USSR that every cook could manage. In our deeply democratic Russia, everyone should do what he does best: a steel worker to cook steel, a conscript to mow from the army, an official to enrich himself. But it is better for the functionaries of the popularly beloved United Russia party not to do anything. You can, of course, appear on the TV show and talk about how happily Russians live under the management of United Russia. But only in a box and only in programs specially designated for United Russia. Because when United Russia starts to take the initiative, it turns out like this.

A certain party functionary from "United Russia" decided to frolic in democracy. For this purpose, it was decided to conduct a survey with a single question: “A bill has been submitted to the State Duma increasing the fine for violating the law on rallies to 1.5 million rubles. Do you support this bill?”

And it would be nice if the survey was conducted on NTV or Channel One! The result obtained in the party's regional circulation could pass for the voice of the people. No! We decided to do everything the fashionable way - conduct a survey on the Internet. Moreover, they posted a survey on the party website!!!

Here are the results as of this morning.

Realizing that everything was not as happy as they wanted, United Russia gave the command and specially trained people voted correctly. Literally half an hour later the desired result was displayed on the website.

Joyful and relaxed party functionaries rejoiced at the victory and dispersed. And Internet users came. And they voted the way they thought was right for themselves. As of 13.30 the result was as follows.

One question haunts me - how, with such a primary before their eyes, will deputies of the State Duma from the popularly beloved and legally elected State Duma justify the need for the adoption of this law???