Ilya Varlamov: “About advertisers”

“Nothing foreshadowed trouble... When suddenly, at a bus stop, I noticed a herd of pigs! Three grimy migrant workers were shitting right on the street! They deftly covered all accessible surfaces with advertising garbage. They did this in broad daylight, in front of indifferent passers-by. To say that Katz and I were amazed by such impudence, it’s an understatement! Katz immediately offered to surrender, threatened the pigs with his cane and disappeared into the door of the municipal building. By the way, Katz’s cane had an effect on one of the migrant workers, he quickly disappeared, but his two partners continued to work. I approached the posters and tried to convince them to throw out all their advertising crap, clean up after themselves and calmly go home. They didn’t want to beat them and throw them into a pit with crocodiles, but, unfortunately, you can’t beat people. , even if they behave badly. I had to take them to the police. I asked the guy who was watching our showdown to help deliver the piglets to the subway. I was pleasantly surprised that the police officer happily received the unexpected guests. The police were even more delighted that we agreed to become witnesses... During the search, 5 bottles of glue and several large packs of advertisements were found on the guests from Tajikistan. They were going to pollute the entire area. The police confiscated all the advertising debris and sent the bandits to the Shchukino police station, where they were thrown into a cage. In parting, the guy who helped me take the piglets to the police said: “Cool, but I didn’t think it was so simple!” The most unpleasant thing is that none of the passers-by react to such people. They don’t glue their pieces of paper at night, but in broad daylight, in front of hundreds of people. What about people? Most shyly look away, because “it doesn’t concern them.” At the beginning of the video you can see a man just standing and watching. A healthy man, standing and looking, damn, how can this be? Unfortunately, the police either do not want to deal with this issue or are unable to cope. The cleanliness of the streets of our cities depends only on us. Did you see the little bastard? Take the advertisements from him, make him throw everything away and, if possible, take him to the police, or call 02, they must respond. Our streets are only so dirty because we allow them to be. The city must be clean for people!"