Overheard in Gorki

A meeting was held in a calm atmosphere in Gorki near Moscow, at which the future of the ruble was discussed under the chairmanship of Medvedev.

The meeting came to the conclusion that the flood is proceeding as planned, the crisis is approaching in accordance with the schedule, the collapse is occurring within the expected boundaries, the storm is in accordance with the climate, the earthquake is within the framework of geological and tectonic movements, and therefore there is nothing to worry about, since nothing can be done about it It’s impossible, where we are against nature.

Oil falls, which means the ruble falls, because our currency is not colored pieces of paper in bundles, but barrels with an oily and smelly liquid, and we cannot and do not want to produce anything else, and we do not produce these barrels with liquid, but suck them out from the earth by a group of authorized comrades.

True, we promised three boxes in December and March to the local population, but this, you understand, is force majeure, although all sorts of smart people told us that we shouldn’t lie so shamelessly, God will punish us.

In short, we’re sitting in the bushes and waiting for the Hero’s star, and if anything, it’s just a stone’s throw from Sheremetyevo, we’ll have time.