They came and started

Calmly. This is not the 37th year. The armor has leaked, and the tanks are barely traveling, and “their people” (people of the mafia, that is, our hunters and security forces, guardsmen and Derzhimord) are full of courage, but greed, and the structure of the semi -Soviet Chekists, the sons of their beloved deceased Motherland - the USSR, will run away right there when millions really come out.

God forbid, of course, if they leave for Udaltsov and nationalists, for sickles and hammers and red rags. But here we must write petitions to Sergey Parkhomenko, Boris Nemtsov and Mikhail Kasyanov. As soon as they send the left to the left, and the Nazis to the right, the place will immediately be freed for a powerful liberal movement towards the West, with Gaidar portraits and slogans "Freedom. Property. Legality".

We walked near a tricolor, holding on to its three-hundred-meter panel, through the system of tanks in August 1991 Broaches Konstantin Borovoy. It is time for business, middle class, intelligentsia to learn to make the orange-democratic revolutions themselves, without the help of red-brown werewolves, which, "dumping Putin", will immediately vice into the throat of liberals. When Udaltsov and Limonov come to Boris Nemtsov with a search, they not only money and office equipment from his apartment, but they also get furniture with clothes. And they will compact. Udaltsov will settle in the bedroom, and lemons in the gym.

But so far there’s nothing to drag into the Investigative Committee of Udaltsov. So to the immodest and inappropriate question, what income it exists, let him boldly answer: "To the party party." So the Reds have happened since Leninist times. And investigators, former members of the CPSU, will be willing to write it down. What money did the Central Committee and the Politburo exist?

What other losses do we have? They robbed Alexei Navalny and Ilya Yashin. The trackers fired office equipment. We, from the dissidents, also took writing machines and carcasses. Well, what can you call it all, if not a crook and theft? Didn't you take the paper clips for an hour?

I want to help Navalny Legal Council. Let it expand your assortment. In addition to crooks and thieves, slaves and lackeys, fools, simpletons, blue and miserable, smart cynics and interests, eternal members of any party in power, from the CPSU to the “unra” enter into the United Russia. Let them sue and prove that they are not fools. Let the certificate bring from Bill Gates. And where to get a certificate that you are not a footman and not a simpleton, and also not a cynic? Let the unicorns break their heads. The loss is small for the Fatherland.

Our main loss is the apartment of Ksenia Sobchak. The KGBs spent the money "Yukos" and went to shock around the opposition’s apartments. Ksenia earned money honestly and hard work. Something this confiscation is very reminiscent of the story of Arkady Gaidar, from the story "School". There, one red scout, his name was called Fedka, put a ring on his finger at the priest and forgot to remove it. And then he leaned to the Makhnovtsy. Does the Investigative Committee profess the idea that "anarchy is a mother of order" and that it is necessary to "rob the loot"? And for the insult, Ksenia had the right to give a damn about their eyes, in shameless Chekist eyes. Not every KGB investigator would allow reading love letters.

It is believed that this whole action of "intimidation" was conceived only in order to punish "for betrayal" Ksenia Sobchak. After all, Putin shares decent people (except the rest: panties, fools and slaves, as well as crooks and thieves) into two groups: enemies and traitors. Journalist Venediktov is an enemy for him. And the godson Ksenia Sobchak, of course, is a "traitor." It’s good that sex is over.

Putin dared to raise his hand to the daughter of his benefactor, without whom he would sit, gray, until the end of the time in the basement, moving his mustache and jerking his tail. For some reason, they do not go to Zhirik and his party members with searches and do not ask for clarification, although they are not poor people. Nothing if Henry Reznik does not manage to return Ksenia Anatolyevna stolen money, let us collect them for her. We will declare a subscription and collect the whole world. I will also give as much as I can.

Now let's count the comrades and wounds. From the rally, everyone returned alive and unharmed. God did not betray, riot police did not ate. Why did Putin need searches? To increase the number of protesters? For some time now, the actions of the authorities are not only beyond common sense, but also beyond the limits of a clear mind and solid memory. For the explanations of the actions of our Drakosha and his burgomaster, one must contact the characters of Ilf and Petrov. Ask Professor Titanushkin, who drove the accountant Berlag from the hospital, and read the Yarbukh Füh Psychoanalyst Land Psychopathology.

I have a version. Remember "Twenty years later"? There, Aramis tells Atos that Mazarini could put d'Artagnan in the underground prison. And Athos objected that no, that this could do the Duke of Richelieu, a great statesman. And Mazarini is a miserable upstart, he is only able to grab the scruff of the scruff, like a policeman. Does Putin resemble him? Mazarin, by the way, kept his gold in a greenhouse under a palm tree. According to the brochures "Putin. Results" and "Putin. Corruption." We also need to look under the palm trees ...

Our power barks, but is afraid to bite. Let the caravan go calmly. But only to capitalism. Only Tiananmen can stop the protest now. Thousands crushed by tanks, killed, executed in court, planted for life. Gorbi did not go to this (the economy was not that, not the same people, and the hump was not a cannibal).

Putin does not dare to completely tear with the West. Our hunters snapped, but they are afraid of the West. There are their children, there are their accounts, there are their villas. Do not buy for bluff. They can’t do anything. As Panikovsky used to say, it is "miserable, insignificant people."

True, we also can’t do anything yet. After all, the union with red -brown is the diagnosis of baggage of Dr. Titanushkin. Both power and the opposition have every reason to sit nearby in its reception. But if we are breaking through the people that we must go right, then there will be no one to stop us. As a familiar corpse from Red Square used to say, the Kremlin wall rotted for a long time. Poking it - and will fall apart.