Translated material
The path of Iguana
To go to power, you need to be either Lancelot or a dragon - and it is too dangerous for people.
Lancelot goes to kill the dragon with pure intentions - so to speak, “for everything good and against everything bad” - but in the process of achieving compromises in the political struggle, it is growing in scales and turning green. And he begins to eat Lancelots for breakfast. However, there are cases when Lancelot wisely ruled without becoming a dragon - for example, Vaclav Gavel, or Mahatma Gandhi, or at least domestic Alexander P.
The recipe for opposition -bearing antidote is simple and known to many: you need to marry the right thing, continue to live in a two -room apartment in Maryino, fly with an economy class, go in the subway, eat a cabbage cutlet and humble classmates that strive to give you their palace for temporary use and swearing you in fidelity - let them change their own good health, do not shoot. Other skills (such as the control of a nuclear suitcase) are achieved in the process of fighting the dragon inside themselves, however, you need to remember: before you, a random number generator controlled a nuclear button (well, for example, Medvedev), so you can handle it - and there’s absolutely nothing to thank academics in uniform for the transfer of secret knowledge.
Our current case is completely different. Vladimir Putin was never a Lancelot - he did not even make a species. He came to power with a slippery lizard, dear in the administrations to Iguana. Yeltsin Soslepu took him by the ninja tortoise, and put Iguan to advocate young democracy. The dragon straightened his shoulders pretty quickly. As for ethics and stylistics, I did not steam at all, and did not use any antidotes: for there is power for the sake of power, everything is in its purest form. Iguan Povirepeye picked up from Lake, and they began to rule the world of people. And how to rule the world of people, Iguans know since childhood: breakfast, lunch and dinner. In breaks, one can tell about the benefits of Orthodoxy, nationality and sports, as well as the dangers of higher education.
Lancelots, of course, whistled from such impudence. And they left mainly in London - who did not gobble up. There were carried away by the spelling of treatises to combat the Russian dragons, and gradually, as a result of simple metabolism, blood in their veins in color and formula came close to inch.
Of course, in this situation, only two options for personality development remained in the native country: either for soup or in lizards. Many went to the lizards voluntarily, and many persuaded mom and dad, when they themselves were already gnawed and thrown out of the plate: even if the child will live like a person - you look, and he will grow to iguana, he will eat himself.
In such a situation, it is quite difficult to call Lancelot: they will devour their own, home, so that it does not get trouble. And for the composition "Uncle Dragon - a genius and an honorary saint, or why I am entering the ranks of the iguan" - on the contrary, there will be from home chocolate, from a physical person Seliger, and from partigenos, an offer to become a younger partner in a small, but very interesting business without competitors.
However, it became more and more difficult to provide the Dragon, and the older Iguans moved to the gourmet: some ate only brunettes for 17 years, and only from Tashkent, others will certainly give ten -year -old blondes with good English, and others were generally carried away to eat lizards. Many became somehow restless of this. In addition, the satisfaction of hunger weakens attention - and a small tribe of Lanselots has grown under the nose of the iguan.
It is dangerous to call them for lunch in the form of a dish: firstly, Lancelots are poisonous and loud, and secondly, idiots from lizards may think that they are also allowed to eat lanselots and will be trained without exception. Calling them as a cramp is even more dangerous: it will break a razor in the throat, taking advantage of the proximity to the dragon body, and he will sit down for dinner. There is only one way out: call for lunch and appoint an honorary cook. So that the lizards, and people, and the Lancelots know: that’s who refreshes the carcasses of fellow citizens and cook Concos from them.