Why would anyone even need this Higgs boson?

It seems like the Higgs boson was discovered here. And everyone is happy! What's the point?!

How can this “giggle” boson help the national economy?

The answer is NOTHING!

And why was he needed then? Does it help increase milk yield or the competitiveness of our national economy and us personally?

The answer is NO!

Can he, this boson, increase our well-being, as well as the well-being of our Great Country and us personally?

The answer is NO!

Why then was it necessary to build all these unimaginable accelerators for unimaginable public money, huh?

Not clear.

We have ONE goal: to increase our prosperity. Well, I mean, of course, my personal (first of all!) and my Great Power (in passing and if possible)!

Learn something new to know? Or in order to be able to (create, for example, improved refrigerators based on the Higgs boson)?

Much here, and throughout the world, is done without proper practicality, don’t you agree?

Sorry, we do this impractical thing less and less over time, right? Did you notice?

And that's right!

Why do we, you, me and everyone need some poetry, prose, Higgs bosons and other rubbish?!

This does not make our life cheaper, more satisfying and more profitable!!

In general, this “pseudo-discovery” turned out to be unnecessary for any of us.

Right?