How Ivan Ivanovich Vaenga and Ivan Nikiforovich Shenderovich quarreled!

I admire Viktor Shenderovich and I don’t want to hide it!

Well, for example, isn’t it a masterpiece!

Below are two letters, which I quote in full, so as not to force the respected Reader to follow the links.

Elena Vaenga urbi et orbi:

I am not JESUS ​​CHRIST AND I CANNOT FORGIVE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( (I WILL NOT BE SILENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LADIES FROM THE PUNK GROUP "PUSY KHRUSY" OR WHATEVER THEY ARE FINALLY FUCKED (((((((( ((((((((((((( THEY INSULTED ME AS A BELIEVING CHRISTIAN TO THE DEPTH OF my SOUL.... 1000000000000000000 TIMES THEY ARE GUILTY.(((((((((((((( ((((((((((((DON’T LIKE THE VERDICT???????????????????????????? AND ON THE KLIROS THEY ARE LIKE DEMONS I LIKED TO DANCE AND SCREAM THE WORDS "HOLY SHIT"???????????????????????????????????????? ? ? ESPECIALLY IN MICHET? ((((((((((((((((( PUT YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR GUTS........ AND YOU'RE WELCOME TO US) "(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((7 YEARS A LOT????????? ?????? (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((() !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !((((((((((((((((

Shenderovich Vaenge:

Letter to Elena Vaenka

Daraga Vaenka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I decided to write you a song for you yasyke )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ((((((((((((. You are a good Vaenka and bizo everyone Yasyka has become a milliner, and those who studied at St. Petersburg let them suck their living minemum, bitch ((((((((((((((( (.

And True Christians should not know Russian language at all. ))))))))))))))))))))) Jesus Christ did not know Russian language and no FAQ. The main thing is that you were right in what you said about Pusy-Piggy, let the goats rot for seven years in prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice, I also think it’s nothing scary for such goats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we True Christians will rejoice in life and listen to your songs - especially this one HE HAS A BIG FAMILY AND HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING A SNAKE BIT HIS HEART IN HIS FRIEND TOLD HER EVERYTHING - this is real Christian art!!!!!!!!!!! !!! I always cry when I hear it.

And those who stand up for the puss ((((((((((((((((let them die, but it’s better for them to patam shta, ours took and we will show them alahakbar!!!!!!!!!!! ! Don’t worry Vaenka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Minya is tearing us all apart too (((((((((((((( (((((((((we forget the last letters (((((((((((((((

but take care of yourself, we need you Vaenka unbroken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, we will end up with the unequal only Stas Mikhailof, and 140 million of us are not enough for us and everyone’s ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I embrace you, Viktar Shyndarovishch (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Funny!?

Funny and even very funny!

I give Shenderovich his due - the guy knows how to joke, and here, on the wide and crowded alleys of Hydepark, I solemnly recognize his undoubted, satirical skill.

But, as you might guess, I can’t do without a fly in the ointment!

So what is the weakness of the position of a popular, liberal satirist!?

Vaenga and her helpless text, against the background of which the notorious Sveta from Ivanov looks like an English queen, is the face of modern Russian show business: illiterate, corrupt, stupid, arrogant and unscrupulous, organically hatched from gangster capitalism.

Viktor Shenderovich is directly related to the origin and triumph of which!

The Shenderovichs, cackling, destroyed a great country, including its culture and education, turning the main means of achieving success not into the skill and uniqueness of the individual, but into the “loot” pumped into the artist. This led to the emergence of a new type of creative person, who still has some professional skills, but is empty and uncomplicated, like a nut devoid of filling, who cannot, despite all the external “shine” of booth costumes, write a text without a mistake or link two words into a meaningful sentence .

As is often the case, the parent did not recognize in the singer his own child, who was thrown into the post-Soviet human jungle at a very early age and, after long wanderings, suddenly surfaced in front of his unlucky father with a diploma from street universities.

Shenderovich, sculpted by a still brilliant Soviet education, did not recognize himself in the unfortunate Vaenga, only cut down by the Unified State Examination jigsaw and passed through the cynical cauldron of market Kirkorogalkinopugachevism.

This is exactly the case when, not without reason, they say: Whoever you laugh at, laugh at yourself!

It is significant that in the story with Pussy, Victor suddenly showed, at first glance, unexpected loyalty and tolerance to victims of abortion in Gaidar’s Russia, just like Vaenga.

I explain this entirely by the identity of the methods of self-expression - between the demonstration of a chicken in the vagina and public bestiality in the Zoological Museum, carried out by the notorious trinity and the adventures of Victor in the company of Katya Mumu and a certain Sailor, there is an unconditional, aesthetic kinship.

I sincerely wish Shenderovich to free Pussy as soon as possible and start a FRUITFUL mumo-cooperation with them!

Perhaps by that time he will be reconciled with Vaenga - class proximity will prevail, as the Bolsheviks say, and WHAT and WHERE will then be able to “stir up” this wonderful five, together with the joined Mattress, under the heartfelt and already mentioned “he has a big family and he is nothing” didn’t say the snake bit him in the heart, his friend told her everything” exceeds all imaginable assumptions!

Grab the wall tighter in advance, both Patriarch Kirill and President Putin!