Sergei "Spider" Troitsky, for example

About the candidate:

The eccentric rock musician Spider is 46 years old. Throughout his adult life, he has been the leader of the group “Metal Corrosion”, popular in the 90s, and the head of the Heavy Rock Corporation. He likes to invite an actor who looks like Adolf Hitler and naked girls to his concerts. Politics is Sergei Troitsky’s second hobby. In 1993, Sergei “Spider” Troitsky, at the suggestion of Eduard Limonov (Spider was at the origins of the banned court and recognized extremist NBP - party card No. 14), decided to run for mayor of Moscow, but due to the dispersal of the Supreme Council of Russia, the elections were canceled. Five years later, Pauk almost became a State Duma deputy, but due to low turnout, the voting results in the single-mandate constituency were cancelled. The hope of getting involved in big politics never left the rocker, and in 1999 he again attempted to run for mayor of Moscow. Spider worked closely with the LDPR party, speaks warmly of Vladimir Zhirinovsky and is friends with Alexei Mitrofanov. He was also friends with Dynamo fans until the current head of the All-Russian Fans Association, Alexander Shprygin, together with his accomplices, beat and robbed the musician. For the last 10 years, Sergei Troitsky, in his words, has been “in the loop” with social and political activities. In August, he decided to run for office in Khimki. “It just so happened that I lived not far from Khimki, it will be convenient for me to get to Khimki in 10-15 minutes,” the musician explains his decision. He promised to bring trash and frenzy to the election campaign, and to make Khimki a second Las Vegas. "For example" is a word that Spider inserts everywhere in his speech.

This is what the candidate said:

About Khimki, its problems and what the city needs:

“We are making a Khimki mission. This is the launching pad for grandiose reforms and transformations that will take place throughout Russia. My task is to propose real interesting projects that will change life in Khimki, so that Khimki becomes the most fashionable city, and the Moscow government moves to Khimki. Problems Khimki is the problem of other cities - housing and communal services, roads, for example. In the territory of Khimki, it will be forbidden for people to get into minor accidents and get scratches like fools, and for this all people should be stuck in a hellish traffic jam because of them, for example. everything will be prohibited, and stopping after a minor accident will be equated to extremism, and even drivers who stop for more than 5 minutes will be arrested and imprisoned for 15 days. Further, society is wildly dissatisfied with the results of privatization. Now it will be difficult to deprivatize any plant. back. However, all my projects will be carried out commercially in such a way that all the people of Khimki who have a residence permit will be given the green light specifically to businessmen with a residence permit in the city of Khimki. We need to raise people’s enthusiasm so that they want to create with a creative approach.”

About Khimki Forest:

“We will build Rublyovka-3 there, sell the whole thing. People will receive huge amounts of money. We will install there the cyclopean units that Medvedev invented in Skolkovo, which will purify oxygen and drive away ozone. When there is suffocating heat in Moscow, Khimki will be cool and good weather. When Moscow is freezing from severe frost that the Germans will not even be able to import fashionable cars bought on credit, then in Khimki there will be warm, light 7-degree weather, trees are not needed there.” ( "Rain" )

“We will make an artificial Khimki Park on the territory of the Khimki Forest, there we will plant Chinese plastic trees that will not need to be watered. There will be computer elephants, giraffes, also Chinese, they will jump, run, scream. There will be no need to feed them either, they can handle any weather I don’t care. And Chirikova will be the director there, for example.”

About the Governor of the Moscow Region Sergei Shoigu:

"I believe that he is a good governor. Why did Putin appoint him as the governor of the Moscow region? A great experiment is beginning in Khimki, the same experiments will begin in other cities. Naturally, some emergencies may occur, for example. And, accordingly, Shoigu will do all this so that everything is under control.”

About competitors:

“I don’t think about competitors, for example. They are mostly ordinary people, not outstanding in any way. These are gray, uninteresting people who can’t do anything good for the city. I can’t even say anything about them. As for Chirikova, if for Khimki itself is important to her, we offered her the post of Minister of Environment. If she is not interested in Khimki itself, but in some kind of political manipulation, for example, then, of course, she can continue her election campaign successfully, only in a few years will the people of Khimki curse her. ".

About campaign financing:

“It doesn’t exist as such. The PR campaign doesn’t cost us a penny of money at all. The group “Metal Corrosion” and the Heavy Rock Corporation were created 27 years ago. We have a huge number of fans. Network agents advertise our party on their own. That’s why we get money in general, they are not needed. The Heavy Rock Corporation has a huge number of our supporters, volunteers who voluntarily help me in this matter.”

On a possible defeat in the elections:

“We are committed to a positive result. People are not idiots, they are tired of this gray, boring life. In my person, the Russian people are given a chance to get out of this hellish swamp, for example.”

The main slogan of the election campaign:

"Tired of the chaos, vote for Spider."

Main points of the election program:

Build a mini “Las Vegas 2” in Khimki (40 casinos, 214 clubs and discos and one branch of the Parisian variety show), 50% of the profits of which will go to the residents of Khimki. All residents of Khimki have their share in commercial projects of the Khimki government.

All men who “beat off chicks and they get pregnant” receive a Lada Kalina and 100 thousand rubles from Sberbank.

All key positions in the government of Khimki will be occupied by employees of the German government, “who do not steal, do not waste anything, do not engage in embezzlement, for example...”.