Operation Posner

For several days now I have been reading about Posner, hearing about Posner, seeing Pozner himself on TV screens, talking about the courage and integrity of the same Posner.

I won’t even talk about the exploits of the above; you’ve probably heard about them yourself. Yes, all progressive humanity, including the Republic of Burkina Faso, is already aware that Posner suddenly plucked up inhuman courage and somehow slightly doubted our justice... No, no, he didn’t scold, God forbid, we don’t rebel against the authorities, and so, you know, I didn’t praise him much. And only in places. Why did some deputy demand... No, I just can’t bear to say, I’ll go and get some valerian... In general, he demanded that Posner be fired. Imagine! And now the sun of our journalism can set! How to live?!

I don’t even rule out that the aforementioned Posner will have to hide in the city of Kyiv, from where, of course, he will be kidnapped by unidentified special services and brought in the trunk directly to Malakhov’s program, where he admits on ten pages that together with “House-2” he was preparing a conspiracy against the First channel!

Something needs to be done about this! Maybe Posner should be nominated for the Peace Prize or an emergency rally should be urgently convened with the slogan: “Hands off Posner!” In any case, these are the kinds of proposals I read online, because our society has suddenly become very excited about this.

Why would that be? Because Posner once told the world incredible news that we, it turns out, have sex, and therefore he is our sex symbol? And now he also told me that our court, it turns out, is not the fairest in the world, which humanity did not even suspect. I looked at our rallies, at the trials - and did not suspect, but listened to Posner - and saw the light. That we have sex, but no trial. Such is the power of Posner’s word!

Or maybe the society was aroused on purpose? So that we believe that Posner is really a journalist, or even some type of dissident. Why? Maybe an operation is being prepared to introduce someone into our consciousness with the help of Posner, “Operation “P””, but there is no more trust in his chatter, and a reboot is needed? Maybe we need to promote Prokhorov again, what he was already doing , or someone else Apparently, we'll find out soon.

If so, then everything fits. The KGB's favorite technique is an infiltration operation, an insider in the shoes of a persecuted dissident. Previously, such types came across in every editorial office - they walked around the rooms, told anti-Soviet jokes, and then put everyone to death. The trick is old, but it works. And if we take into account that our people prefer to believe not their own eyes, but the picture on TV, then we will still hear about Posner’s exploits.