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Unique loan terms
So. First Republican Bank offers you a unique loan: “ Law Enforcement ”.
If you are an employee of the following departments:
The Prosecutor's Office of the Russian Federation - that is, you are engaged, for example, in protecting underground casinos .
RF IC - for example, you are an investigator in the Bolotnaya case .
FSB of the Russian Federation - protecting the patriarch .
Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation - insert bottles into the anus of detainees .
Federal Migration Service of the Russian Federation - you don’t let people into the country because your heel itches .
Federal Drug Control Service of the Russian Federation - became famous for constantlybanning, for example, Google . Or Lurkmore.
Federal Customs Service - you suddenly decide to take a smoke break at work .
Ministry of Justice of the Russian Federation - suddenly you want to pay less .
Federal Penitentiary Service of the Russian Federation - you demand money from prisoners, leading them to riot .
...then we can provide you with unique loan terms.