Taking the concubine

This is a story with a good end, but joy is poisoned by bitterness. Yes, the hero won, but how much suffering he had to experience before justice still triumphed. For the factory of the bully, unleashed against the great French artist, dissident and tax non -resident Gerard Depardieu, was unprecedented in its unbridledness.

Literally the whole world took up arms against him. Parisian financial dictator Prime Minister Ero set to take away from the actor three quarters of honestly earned fees. Even earlier, the so -called Western intelligentsia in the person of the writer Littlela named the Department with an idiot who does not need to pretend to be an idiot, because he is an idiot, for the reason that the artist was touring in Grozny, where he shouted from the stage: "Glory to Ramzan!" I turned away from the Frenchman and the Russian, I am not afraid of this word, the establishment, and resentment is multiplied every day. The former head of the presidential election headquarters, director Govorukhin calls his colleague a "drunkard". Another director, Menshov, suspects Depardieu of Tax Cunning. And about what they write about the actors in the notorious social networks, European and domestic, it is scary to even think, not only to quote.

Meanwhile, the fault of Gerard Ksavievich was the only thing that the toad was strangled and he did not want to obey the dragon tax laws introduced in France and, by the way, canceled. Protesting, Depardieu sent his passport to the Prime Minister along with an open letter, in which he branded the world of cleaning with its inhuman taxes for luxury. And then he declared himself a citizen of the world, logically requesting a Russian passport, for where else to live a cosmopolitan, if not here? And then on the poor artist, as long as he went to look for the light, where the corner was offended, the flows of dirt fell again.

The corner was found, and therefore this is a story with a good end. Like in a movie. At first the hero was supported by the current president of the Russian Federation. Vladimir Putin decided to "satisfy the application for the admission of the Russian Federation Department of Gerard Ksavi", as stated in the thundering decree. And now, ignoring the cries of the bitterness, the future and real compatriot, the future president of Russia Eduard Limonov, who also once broke with the French passport, also stood up for the former and real compatriot.

Today he invites the artist to the triumphal square - to overthrow Putin. That is, to serve the new homeland in a new role, which will surely remind him of one of the old roles: Depardieu once played Danton in the same costume drama. "We are waiting for you, Gerard!" - exclaims our Robespierre Veniaminovich, and here it is already possible, perhaps, to extinguish the light.

Something, however, embarrasses in this purely Russian history. There is a difficult moral problem: is it good to overthrow Putin, who provided you with citizenship? In addition, some uncontrolled and gloomy associations from the history of French are indicated. The fate of the same Danton, for example, executed on the guillotine according to the verdict of the Robespierre Court, which we today, not particularly abusing a metaphor, would be compared with the basmanny. The words attributed to the hero Depardieu are also remembered when he was offered to escape from France. "Is it possible to take the homeland on the soles of their boots?" - Such a question seemed to ask friends who prepared the escape of the hero, and his friends were ashamed. On the other hand, the Primonon Russia is already slightly reminiscent of a good old pre -revolutionary France - is it worth going there? However, the department has already decided everything for himself: he will learn the Russian language.

Fearless person, what can I say. In Russian is reckless, jerking in French. With the former Fatherland, he calculated as he knew how, and the new promises him such young ladies that he is breathtaking directly. So, the old friend Kadyrov promises to shelter him in Grozny, if Danton, who was torn with his French past, does not risk joining Robespierre, and this, probably, can become a worthy continuation of the career of the great artist. With a roar, slamming the door, fleeing the tax hell and register in a tax paradise - the share of enviable. In any case, the Grozny scene, with which he had already praised the tested Ramzan, at his full disposal.