Translated material
Agenda: prohibit everything
Project project in the lower house
Moscow, Okhotny Ryad, State Duma
To prohibit adoption to America, because among the American adoptive parents, tortures were discovered.
To ban the seeds, because among the clicking seeds there were flayers.
Remove soap from the sale, because it is propaganda of suicide.
Forbid watercolor because Hitler painted watercolor, and there was what happened.
Do not stop, keep the pace, do not turn off the printer!
To limit gay rights, because the pedophiles were seen among gays!
To protect our children, not to allow gays to live with each other, not let them marry and inherit property! And what does it have to do with it? And so that it was disgusting!
It is a pity that there are so few lesbians among pedophiles, but this is not a reason to slow down - atu all of them in a blade, in the name of Christ.
Do not stop! Pedophiles are also seen among heterosexuals! Millions of arrogant heterosexuals live together as if nothing had happened! They give birth to children to mole at the first opportunity ...
Close the registry offices, limit childbearing!
The fewer children, the harder the pedophile. We will take them great!
Chikatilo, by the way, was a physical education teacher. That's where they were noticed! To cancel the subject, arrest physical cultures, seal schools, finalize Leshaft. Better late than never.
One hundred and forty Russians froze drunk to death without mastering the way from Christmas to Baptism - to plant the leadership of the hydrometeorological center!
The suicide jumped from the bridge - to make out the bridge!
Matsuev hit Bemol - to disband the orchestra, to demolish the monument to Tchaikovsky! By the way, the latter can be done just like that, in the framework of the fight against pedophilia. We know this "children's album" ...
Do not slow down, not be distracted, increase speed! Five died in an accident, three ate pizza before that, two - risotto with mushrooms. Why are Italian restaurants not yet closed, mushrooms are not prohibited? Where is Onishchenko? Will we work or build eyes? And why is the songwriter Ilya Reznik, who uses the letters, from which the words “x ...” and “Putin resigned” are so easily obtained?
Finally, the smell. Citizens of the Russian Federation are pissing in the entrances, violating the walls and fences. You can’t put it in each entrance to Naryshkin, the Duma is not rubber, it is necessary to resolve the issue dramatically. Forbid urination at the request of the workers! They are already asking, they cry and ask.
Solve problems in the root. Do not stop to the complete victory of the mind over the landscape. Do not let people breathe, because Hitler was breathing, and there was what happened!
Do you think already enough for the session? Or will we accept anything else in the first reading until the printer is torn?
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