Mikhail Anshakov: "Give me Putingrad!"

“According to our media reports, Volgograd will be officially renamed Stalingrad for 6 days a year in commemoration of the feat of the Soviet people, etc. A feat, of course, is a feat, but I propose to derive practical benefit from the inadequacy of the authorities and their PR people.

Upon entry of citizen Putin V.V. together with a column of German armored cars to any Russian provincial city, declare it the headquarters of His Excellency and rename it the new capital - Putingrad for the period of stay and some time after."