Harsh Chelyabinsk rains

On the topic of the day. American comments on today's meteorite in Chelyabinsk:
“Why the hell in Russia do they all have cameras in their cars, is this some kind of law?” , “Why are there so many videos from Russia from cars?” , “Why does the worst always happen in Russia?” .
The coolest thing is “The Russians recorded the fall of the meteorite from who knows how many angles, but the Americans don’t have a recording of the fucking plane falling on the Pentagon???”
And one more, from another forum - “The Russians even know where the meteorites fall. They filmed from different points. Their missile defense system is several decades superior to ours.”

Ours are not far behind:
1. The blast wave from the meteorite that fell in Chelyabinsk reached Sochi, destroying 10 stadiums. Another 200 trillion rubles have been allocated from the budget.
2. Aliens sent a Valentine's card.
3. The Chelyabinsk zinc plant is so harsh that it takes ore directly from space.
4. We warned that in response to unfriendly gestures from the United States we would bomb Chelyabinsk.
5. Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation: The handwriting of Givi Targamadze and Alexei Navalny is visible in the trajectory of the meteorite’s fall.
6. Residents of the meteorite watched in horror the approach of Chelyabinsk...

Chelyabinsk-style fresh from the heat:
As it turned out, in Chelyabinsk not only are the men, woodpeckers and metallurgists harsh, and the rains fall from meteorites, but also the Chelyabinsk priests are a match for them, for the Chelyabinsk God is harsh. Even though he is Christian, but according to Igor Shestakov, rector of the Holy Trinity Church in Chelyabinsk, head of the youth department of the Chelyabinsk diocese, he gives Chelyabinsk residents stern signs of his presence:
“We are collecting information on broken windows in churches. There is no panic in the city, but anxiety is felt. A meteorite fell within the city, damaging windows, roofs and balconies. A wall collapsed at a zinc plant. This is how the Lord visited us on the day of His Presentation!” — the archpriest himself said in his blog. Holy Atey, my friends, protect you from the signs of the harsh Chelyabinsk gods. )))

But the official news again surpassed everyone and everything:
Markin: “Meteorites are falling above us, which means Russia is a country marked by God.”
Rogozin: “We will shoot down everything that flies.”
Zhirinovsky: “These are Americans, definitely.”
Medvedev: "This is another symbol of the Krasnoyarsk Forum."
White Ribbon People: “It’s all Putin’s fault!”
The Chinese, meanwhile, are discussing: “Is it Photoshop or not.”
The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation is beginning an investigation into Alexei Navalny for his possible involvement in the fall of a meteorite in the Chelyabinsk region.
Deputies of the State Duma of the Russian Federation will introduce an amendment to the law on rallies, prohibiting the unauthorized fall of meteorites on the territory of the Russian Federation. The fine, according to preliminary data, will be at least 100 rubles.
Russian scientists demanded 68 billion rubles to create effective measures to protect Russian territory from alien threats.

Chronicle of a meteorite fall:

9.20 - A powerful explosion occurred in Chelyabinsk, causing glass to fly out in houses in several districts of the city. There is various information in the media - some report a plane crash, others claim that a meteor shower hit the city.

9.23 - Video footage of a meteorite falling to the ground appears on the Internet.

9.25 - The FSB Directorate for the Chelyabinsk Region confirmed the cosmic nature of the flying object that fell in the region. Residents of the city were asked to return home and pick up their children from schools.

9.33 - Residents of four regions of the Russian Federation and Kazakhstan witnessed a meteor shower. According to them, it was a "fireball with a smoke plume." Here is the story of Chelyabinsk resident Yulia Fakhretdinova: “I was two steps from the window, suddenly it began to get lighter, too quickly and too brightly, when I jumped up to the window, from the side in the sky I saw something flying in an arc. I thought that someone fired fireworks. But then why can you see it in the morning? And I also thought that the military was mistaken and that something was flying, it split into several pieces, and burned up in the atmosphere, leaving behind a cloudy trail of unusual colors, gradually a cloud. it began to spread across the sky and get brighter. My last thought was that it was a comet. We were all very lucky, the house was shaking, and we didn’t even notice that there were several explosions, but the glass shattered.”

10.54 - The fall of a meteorite in Chelyabinsk “blew up” the Internet all over the world.

11.15 - Speaking at the plenary session "Russia: a map of change", Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev called the meteor shower that took place in the Chelyabinsk and Tyumen regions symbolic for the Krasnoyarsk Economic Forum.