Sensation: it was not a meteorite

Yesterday I published a short article “ Maybe it will blow by ” about unexpected guests from space and, in particular, about the Chelyabinsk meteorite. It was republished by some sites , and the comments on them simply shocked me.

Some argued that this was not a meteorite, but an extraterrestrial spacecraft that was shot down by vigilant Ukrainian border guards with a veteran S-200 missile. Others that it was an American warhead with “twin-chamber jet engines” (?) aimed at our strategic targets, and therefore it’s time to frown sternly and resolutely fight back. Well, etc.

When the number of such statements began to go off scale, I could not stand it and called one unnamed source. And he, under the strictest confidence, shared with me particularly confidential information about what actually happened in the skies over Chelyabinsk.

So it really was not a meteorite, but an experimental launch of a light spacecraft for flights within our galaxy. It was created by domestic scientists on the basis of the popular Lada Priora car. Comfortable interior, leather steering wheel and heated seats, stereo system fixed to Radio Russia. In addition to the standard engine, two compact rocket engines manufactured at the Salyut plant, which were successfully used on the Malyutka ultra-small submarine... In general, another miracle of domestic engineering.

But, unfortunately, as often happens lately, the flight did not go quite as planned; the Lada did not reach Mars, only to Chelyabinsk, after which it burned up in the upper atmosphere so that the secret technologies would not reach the enemies. It’s good that at least this flight takes place in drone mode. But, as that same source assured me, further experiments with Lada cars will continue in spite of all potential opponents.

This is the truth about the alleged Chelyabinsk meteorite, which, when the secrecy stamp is lifted, the whole world will definitely know.