Two cases in one country

About a month ago, Aleksey Kabanov was arrested on charges of murdering his wife, and television and the press savored this case for a long time and with pleasure, enjoying one important circumstance: the suspect in the murder is a “white-tape worker” and an activist on Sakharov Avenue ...

Causality is our forte! If we want, we can! And cucumbers are known to be deadly because everyone who ate cucumbers died...

In general, NTV, and Vesti, and Channel One reveled in the portrait of a typical liberal, a dismemberment of mothers ...

And just now, in a barrel of cement, they found the body of Lipetsk United Russia party Pakhomov. And has already been arrested in this case, as the customer of the murder, the Moscow Region United Russia party Kharitonov. Which his Lipetsk, now deceased fellow party member, according to the source of LipetskMedia, did not roll back for a falsely won tender for construction work. For some reason, he ended up in a barrel with cement saved on construction.

And here’s something I don’t hear loud generalizations about this - neither on Channel One, nor in the Vesti program ... And this, meanwhile, is not a crime of passion, blood in the head, etc., but prudent, custom-made, corrupt - and the most typical in the political sense, a purely Russian murder. Hi Tsapkam.

And silence. That is, even the word "United Russia" did not sound. It's just that some imyarek kidnapped and killed another imyarek. Some general former business executive from the Moscow Region rolled some general deputy of the provincial city council into a barrel of cement ... Well, anything can happen.

Non-detection of causality (when you need to go blind to not find it) is also our strong point.