Fake Renaissance

Our guarantor (guaranteeing the Constitution just as the USSR savings bank guaranteed deposits to citizens who depreciated by the fall of 1991 to the level of labels from Narzan) does not forget about a single history textbook even at the front. Starting a new electoral performance among future united front -line soldiers, potentially entirely heroes of court labor, he in the circle of his balls, offering to rob the bourgeois again, remembered the unified reference textbook of history without versions, without enemy sorties, without drugging. And I seem to know what will be written in it about revival, education and reformation.

The fact is that the other day an exhibition has opened in the Kremlin museums, which will work until mid -summer. Artifacts of the times of the Grand Duke of Moscow Ivan III are demonstrated on it. Chain mail, harnesses, sabers, other weapons, jewelry, icons. The exhibition is ordinary, only the interpretation is unusual. The cheerful host of NTV informed us that the unclean forces from the West were sogly claiming that we did not have a revival. But what about the XV century, the era of Ivan III? The construction of the Kremlin, marriage by calculation with the crimson princess Sophia, the unification under one prominent shirt of all Russian lands, and especially the paradise of the bird that came to our coat of arms. As Panikovsky would say: "This marvelous, fatty bird is an eagle. Leg! Wing! Shayka!".

Good -natured children once believed that they were brought by good storks. Kievan Rus, humane and harmless, certainly brought a stork. Go to the exhibition and ask her top managers: why did they suddenly consider what an eagle brought us in their predatory beak? The conquest of the last stronghold of Russian liberties - Mr. Great Novgorod and the elimination of his freedoms, the link to places not so distant to the entire Novgorod elite. And those who led the defense of the city disappeared without a trace in Moscow prisons. Like Martha Boretskaya with his son Vasily. There were also no public executions (Dmitry Boretsky, Vasily Guba-Seleznev, Kupriyan Arzubyev, Yeremey Sukhoshchek). Is the revival should be called the cutting of the Novgorod prisoner taken after the battle on Sheloni, noses and ears?

The eagle brought with him absolutism, turning into autocracy. In the 15th century, a vile, lying, smug formula "third Rome" appeared: "Two Romes fell, the third Rome is worth it, there is no fourth." Not to be - and it was not necessary. Just think, scared. The hungry refugees, the flattering Byzantine monks, threw us a reason to croak into the whole throat for the rest of the millennium, like that raven with cheese, which also wanted to be a nightingale, an eagle, and a parrot at the same time.

In case the antidote from a single textbook of history is needed, I hasten to inform that despite Orlush (according to the same Ilf and Petrov, the “big bitch”) we did not have and could not be, although not through our fault. Renaissance - revival - in Europe called the discovery of the treasure of antiquity, its beauty, freedom, the cult of naked beautiful body, sports, sciences and arts, after the gloomy and dark centuries of fanatical Christian austerity, where many Savonarol, hated paintings, palaces and libraries reigned.

And what was it to return to us? Unlike Western Europe, we did not receive ancient vaccination. From the Greeks and Hellas in the 5th century BC, the Scythians cut us off, from Roman law and Roman civilization - Sarmatians. One could get the Roman tradition in a roundabout way, like Poland, through the Roman Catholic Church. But we again found ourselves on the sidelines, swallowing along with the magical eastern Christianity of Caesar, who believed that the Galilean should be on his premises. This, by the way, is one of the reasons for our historical collapse and a lag behind the West by at least 500 years.

As for the education, it can be sent in the 30s of the XX century, judging by the film about Stalin, which we had touched NTV on the eve of March 5. Stalin allegedly introduced secondary education for everyone, the school uniform, Pushkin’s cult arose with him, our secondary education became the best in the world - and other stupid lies, up to Churchill's invented praise: "Stalin accepted the country with Sohu, and left it with an atomic bomb." Judging by the Fulton speech, Churchill was most worried about the safety of the West in general and the UK in particular. Will Stalin attack or not attack? I would not have attacked Sokha.

Our education took place in cruel forms and was almost torture. "Wars of Education"-as the era of the Peter's reforms Saltykov-Shchedrin calls. The people in the chilled closet of the Third Rome were frightened, and the most ordinary things seemed to the Satanism of both the boyars and the last peasant. Tea, tobacco, coffee, potatoes, balls and assemblies, study in the West, female equality, German dress and German discipline, stone, marvelous beauty of the city, theater and modern army - all this had to be driven into the throat with tortures and executions. Ataturk is sadly recalled, who introduced the death penalty for wearing Feske. It seems that the wearing of hijabs and a hunch as signs of slavery and inequality without a new ataturk will not end either ...

All Petersburg, from pavements to the spiers of the cathedrals - this is an enlightenment. School. Catherine II is already a college. Alexandra, the first and second, is a university. But those who were educated by Voltaire and encyclopedists will not want to look at our exhausted, bloodied education.

As for the reformation, they will not write anything about it. From one word "reform", our boaVA KAA begins to dry into a ball. In the West, the church reformed, everything else pulled a market economy and the expansion of the zone of political freedoms. And the Reformation pulled the Protestant ethics, the stronghold of thought, individualism, non -conformism and enrichment with honest labor.

Our reforms were chopped with blood, Arakcheevschina, the suppression of the Polish uprising of 1863, 1905, the October Revolution, the Chechen war and Putinism. And the church of power, like the party in power, changed the ideological content to a lush and dead form. So the eagle in fact turned out to be a vulture.