Letter from Russians to the State Duma (18+)

On April 8, President Vladimir Putin signed a law banning obscene language in the media, initiated by State Duma deputies. In the near future, each case of using strong expressions loved by the people in the press will cost citizens 3,000 rubles, and legal entities - 200,000 rubles. .

Dear members (of the lower house of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation)! We, the Russians, are turning to you, already greatly constrained by you in expressive means ...

What have you done, (noun, adjective), huh? Why voted for this (adjective) bill?

So everything was fine until recently! So harmonious! Everything is in its place, and every sailor knows his maneuver. You adopt another (adjective) law - we answer the whole country: here are the goats (adjective); you accept the other - we are in unison: yes they are there at all (verb)!

And, relieving the soul, we go about our business.

And now everything has become very (an adverb that answers the question “how”).

That's right: how? How to describe now the whole gamut of feelings and thoughts embracing us from you? How to express in one quiet word the depth of our stupefaction? Think for yourself with your (adjective) Okhotno-Ryad head: how much working time will be wasted before we, the workers of the Urals, the vegetable growers of the Chernozem region, the workers of the Arctic, the Uzbeks of the Moscow region, cultural figures, soldiers, foremen and officers, pick up early in the morning expressions that reliably describe our impressions from your (adjective) legislative work?

Plants will stand up, beets will wither, the bow will sag.

Russia will stop getting up from its knees and, standing in its original position on all fours, will try in vain to formulate something about its (adjective) fate within the framework of the normative vocabulary...

And all because of you, unforgettable name by alphabet, action with your mother. How difficult has it become, huh? It's okay, we'll do it. The noun is you, Deputy Zheleznyak. The noun is you, deputy Lakhova, although it is different. Noun and you, speaker Naryshkin, patched, patched! (See Gogol.)

Go in peace now, huh?

And don't ask me where.