So dictates inspiration

It seems that they have such a competition - perhaps with a passing goblet, which secretly, but in an atmosphere of festive fun, is awarded to the winner. Or they speak in turn, as in that joke: now you are a lard. I mean the authorities of a diverse level, regularly demonstrating something heartbreaking in terms of stupidity, vulgarity, ignorance, and tyranny.

Outside of competition, of course, the president with his ceres, amphoras and a stuffed Jew, but this is fully consistent with the conditions of the competition. For the national leader - he was chosen for that in order to lead his associates with a margin. Only the sanitary doctor Onishchenko and the children's Ombudsman Astakhov can compete with him, but subordinates adorns modesty, and these figures, having amazed the public with some particularly memorable tirade and received a reward, then fall silent for a long time.

On the contrary, deputies of the lower house with their laws and personal, deeply suffered comments on these laws work in almost non -stop mode. However, there are too many people's chosen ones, and their speeches are too monotonous to cut into memory forever. True, they constantly dispute the championship in the nomination "The Tough State Duma Deputy", established by one of them, but this is a rather dull spectacle. With rare exceptions.

Another thing is the governors. This is some kind of special breed of people, bright, gambling, original, sovereign, and monitoring their martial arts is a continuous pleasure for the fan. It happens that the head of the administration of the Volgograd region of Maxyt will congratulate veterans on the anniversary of the defeat of the Soviet troops near Stalingrad, and it seems that no one will be overlap, but it was not there. Another governor from the same area, Bozhenov, will suddenly take and celebrate his birthday among the Italian hills and vineyards, along with his entire elite in the amount of 50 pieces, and what is worse than his predecessor? And Matvienko with her vessels and a red river? And her shifter Poltavchenko, who called the countrymen "gloomy"? And Tkachev, after flooding in Krymsk, who threw the victims in the face of the victims: what, they say, had to get around and warn everyone? And Ramzan Akhmetovich, finally raising his vote against the judge of the corrupt, goat, damn it?

All characters are amazing, which are still found in books and only in Russians. Saltykov-Shchedrin, for example. Literary, frankly, characters, and it is not surprising that in its steady desire to imitate classical samples, our political life reached elegant literature. It is logical, I say that the governor of the Ulyanovsk region Sergey Morozov ordered to replace the text of the Total Dictation, composed by Dina Rubina, on another text. Fighting "for the purity of the Russian language, for raising the culture of writing", otherwise this ruby ​​has some heroes swear obscenities, can you imagine? Quite in its Israel, I broke away from our life, its purity and culture of writing.

Everything is right. And there is nothing strange in the fact that the governor was preoccupied with the event, which it seems to him to do, since the "total dictation" is an event of private order. Firstly, the sovereign people are doing everything, and if someone dictates something to someone on his native Ulyanovsk land, then frost for it is planted on it to trace, take away and lead. Secondly, uncontrolled native speech is always dangerous, such as non-profit organizations, and vigilance is needed here. Thirdly and the main ones, the conditions of the competition, which is mentioned above, suggest a scandal and sensation. It must have been the turn to Morozov, and now he took his word in his microblog and became famous throughout the world.

You can even say that today he went around them all, former triumphs, from Maxyuta to Kadyrov inclusive. Today, they only talk about him, about the governor of the Ulyanovsk region, and if you read to most comments, then Morozov’s contribution to the development of Russian speech should be recognized invaluable. True, in the comments paradoxically, non -normative vocabulary prevails, but this is the fate of all our newcomers participating in this unprecedented competition. And the meaning of Russian life, as many have already guessed, is in the stubborn cultivation of immortal literary heroes, that is, bossy fools, vulgarities, ignorant and tyrants. If they are someday, then tradition will be interrupted and life will stop, and there will be no one to write a dictation, and there is no one to check, correcting errors.

04/08/2013