The Inconclusive Solution to the Jewish Question

On May 13, an article appeared on the website of Komsomolskaya Pravda: “Politician Leonid Gozman said: “A beautiful uniform is the only difference between SMERSH and the SS.” In the subtitle, journalist Uliana Skoybeda regretted that “the Nazis did not make lampshades from the ancestors of today’s liberals”

The special correspondent of Komsomolskaya Pravda set a difficult task for Reichsführer SS Heinrich Himmler.

How to put Gozman's ancestors on the lampshades, without touching, however, the ancestors of Kobzon, who is not a liberal for Putin, and, therefore, fully deserves life?

No, Ulyana, Heinrich says in a paternal affectionate way, running his bony paw over the substandard skin of the Komsomol special correspondent, not intended for lampshades, - everyone is like that.

- No, my Reichsfuehrer!

Yes, my girl.

Ulyana begs her colleague to show understanding: only those whose descendants will be liberals - please, Reichsfuehrer! Without Kobzon, a Russian patriot is impossible! I put on your Russian patriotism, the Reichsfuehrer answers, already losing patience and gleaming with a glass of pince-nez. Deutschland uber alles, Ulyana, and go to hell with your details. Every single one - Kobzons, Khazanovs, Yarmolniks, Yakuboviches ... - give here a list of trusted persons, and go to earthwork yourself!

No, no, mein hertz, getting cold, shouts Skoybed and weakens, imagining the face of the unborn Kobzon and what he will do to her for it (because Kobzon will be born anyway, you know him) ... No, Reichsfuehrer, only gozmanov, Albats and the Venedikts who joined them!

Go to hell, schizophrenic, replies the Reichsfuehrer.

But she does not leave - where should she go from there? And they talk all day long...

In hell, of course, where else.