In the ring of enemies

The Putin spokesman Dmitry Peskov has extremely responsible work. Not everyone can do it. Sometimes they laugh at his boss, and here you need to be able to switch the attention of the public, to ridicule someone else. For example, too zealous archaeologists who, they say, put the ancient amphoras on the bottom of the Taman Bay by the national leader. It happens that he is booed, and then Peskov immediately convenes a press conference, explaining to the assembled that they were booing not Putin, but a beaten American. If the situation in the country is unclear and it is scary, then, just in case, it is necessary to praise the disagreements from the same, calling them informationally spoiled. If the cartridge came to his senses and he was jammed on hatred, it means that the time has come to clatter his teeth and tear from the leash. It's time to talk about the liver spread on asphalt. The owner loves such hyperboles.

In general, Dmitry Sergeyevich copes with work, although, of course, it does not do without punctures. So, a rather strange impression was made by the whole story of Putin’s divorce, which was more like wiring viewers. It turned out even worse when Peskov, responding to various funny rumors and comments, suddenly took and stated that the president had "no other woman." Here it was the impression that the official functions of the press secretary include the obligation to hold a candle, but this is not true.

Or yesterday's scandal associated with the resumption of a long -standing history of acquaintance by American billionaire Robert Crafts with our main specialist in rare -earth metals. Refuting Kraft, Peskov said that "he stood 20 centimeters from him and Mr. Putin and saw and heard that Kraft gave him a ring." However, in the well -known photographs, where the heartbreaking picture of the gift of diamonds is not shown, there is no sand - and his sincere testimony is turned against the chef.

Worse than that. After Peskov spoke out on this subject several times, a refutation suddenly appeared on the website of the National Football League. The representative of the New England Patriots team, controlled by a billionaire, said that Kraft was joking. Like the billionaires have his own fun, and so "he still respects Russia and admires Putin's presidency." That is, during the hours of leisure, Kraft loves to engage in trolling, and Peskov hurried greatly, or something, standing behind the chef and helping to inflate the scandal.

Kraft himself is still silent, and go understand what joke he will soak tomorrow. In any case, the Kremlin’s rather nervous reaction makes itself affirming that something is unclean with a ring. There was a kind of ring, and no one seemed to stole it, but the sediment remained. The image of a strongly rising boy from the St. Petersburg gateway found some final features. And if you get very carried away by this thought, it can be assumed that the whole latest economic story-from the dispossession of the Gusinsky, Berezovsky, Khodorkovsky to any Olympiad in Sochi-should be considered as a history of its personal success.

On the other hand, we remember how eight years ago Kraft seriously tried to regain the lost ring. Yesterday he joked in the sense that two insurmountable forces stood in his way: the guys from the FSO and the Bush Jr. administration. There are no complaints about the protection, but natural issues arose to Bush Jr.. Then the ominous shadow of the State Department loomed, forbidding the billionaire robbed with all the honest people, even stuttering about the stolen ring. In the name of American-Russian friendship, Kraft claimed, but we guessed that they were just in the share: the Kremlin and the White House. Still, a nut with the sirloids, you will not drink this with a geopolitical partner every day, but you can’t live on one salary. And why not assume that the joker was again shouted on the eve of the "eight", and he again reconciled with the loss of the ring. In order to put the permanent President Putin and his spokesman Peskov again in the awkward position of ten years later-noticeably aged, honored, respected people.

Generally speaking, according to the plot with an endangered ring, you can trace the dynamics of Russian-American relations. Eight years ago, the presidents of the two countries were not very friends, but more or less found a common language. Eight years later, when the history of these relations was enriched by the list of Magnitsky, the law of the scoundrels and the screaming contradictions on the Syrian and a number of other issues, or, or, or, or to return old things. Moreover, such dear to the heart as a ring for $ 25,000, to which Robert Crafts is still “emotionally tied” if he is not joking. That is, it would be nice to return the ring in order to avoid this difficult fate - to be a constant character of a protracted joke.

By the way, Putin understands this. He is even ready, according to the same Peskov, “buy and send a ring in return for the Super Bowl ring, which was lost somewhere on the racks either in the boxes of the Kremlin library. Unfortunately, he does not understand another: an vindictive billionaire, he jokes or does not joke, still cannot forget exactly the ring that he dropped into Putin's pocket. This is probably the difference in mentality that Vladimir Vladimirovich spoke about in a recent interview: they say, the Americans are individualists, unlike the Russians who are brought up in the collectivist consciousness. One hope for a press secretary, a grated man who may be able to somehow explain the guarantor, how the nationwide property differs from the private one. Suppose, on an understandable example of the wedding ring. If, in the foreseeable time, Peskov will manage to cope with this hardest work, a billionaire craft in amazement will lose a sense of humor and speechlessness, and a long -awaited breakthrough will occur in relations between Russia and America.