Misha Goremykin's light bulb

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Pavlik Morozov


Misha Goremykin was a weak, capricious and nervous baby. But I wanted to be strong and bold. In the fourth grade, Misha solemnly tied a red tie around his neck, and he became a pioneer. The ten-year-old Misha chose Pavlik Morozov, a pioneer hero who surrendered his hard worker-father to the Chekists in 1929. After the arrest of Pavlikovo, no one else has ever seen Pope.

Between Pioneer childhood and Komsomol youth, Misha decided to repeat the feat of Pavlik Morozov. The case introduced himself pretty soon. The mother who came from work to the tired Goremykin -Sr. mother gave a not too hot soup, for which she received a good -natured, marital slap on the pope. Squeezing, as it should be in such cases, with joy and husband’s attention, Mishina Mom rushed back into the kitchen. The soup warmed the soup and absolutely appealed the dad.

Everyone was quite happy. In addition to Goremykin - the youngest who dreamed of the glory of his idol. At night, in the light of a kerosene lamp, Misha rolled an impressive “cart” with detailed descriptions of the beatings and bullying, which dad allegedly pestered his mother on his father. When he came with his inspirational denunciation to the police department, Starley lost his speech in surprise ...

But Misha was not sentimental. He brought the case to court and father's “landing” to places not so remote. The boy felt that Pavlik Morozov was even. At the same time, a small, but ambitious Misha, decided to go down in history and to outline Pavlik in terms of agile ingenuity.


Take -off on the "Star"

Misha studied medium. And to say frankly, just bad. But the teachers, seeing the shine in his clear eyes, usually spared the little boy, and put him a three. True, Misha had quite hard four by singing and drawing.

After school, the young man, who dreamed of a great fate, came to work for the famous Zvezdokhka enterprise. He got a job with an electrician. We met him well. The team was friendly and not drinking. The guy tried to teach the wisdom of the profession. But it did not work. Either Misha was slowly thinking, or his hands were not adapted to work with equipment, or maybe both. The young electrician made only one operation remarkably quickly - he screwed electric bulbs. For which I received the nickname "Misha - light bulb."

However, it soon became clear that the man Misha was not at all useless. He began to read on Fridays political information in his workshop. And he “screwed” the hard workers about his favorite party and the government very inspired. Somehow his fiery speech is that the sausage will soon be very cheap, and Soviet cars - the best in the world was accidentally heard by the chief chief of ZvezdaChok, Nikolai Petistratov. With this episode, an incredible Mishin of take -off of the service ladder began.


"Wrestler" for the rights of workers

Having appreciated Mishin, shine in his eyes, the desire and ability to speak loudly and beautifully, Pisistratov instructed Misha to "fight for the rights of the workers." Provide on behalf of the plant treatment, benefits, places in kindergartens, trips in the sanatorium and pioneer camps. Misha got down to business with heat and very soon to the condescending nickname “Misha - light bulb” added, although a playful, but still respectful nickname “People’s Leader”. Some, however, called him “semi-folk”, because Misha liked to distribute social benefits to everyone. And only to those who were close to him and pleasant.

At the same time, Misha gradually learned to screw the “starships” that, in fact, kindergartens and sanatoriums, premiums and medical care is provided not by the plant, but personally, “Misha is a light bulb”. Locksmiths and repairmen, welders and malyars, in general, working and simple people, gradually began to believe these wonderful fairy tales and call the “light bulb” Mikhail Afanasevich.


To the new peaks

In 2009, Goremykin told himself that it was necessary to enjoy not only the Star Peninsulas, but all the inhabitants of the Northogorsk. However, the “naive” townspeople did not understand their happiness and strongly did not want to see Misha with the mayor. But they did not take into account that Misha perfectly learned to “screw” not only light bulbs. Rolling his eyes and waving his arms, he convinced the provincial foreman that only he, Misha, an experienced star -see and a beautiful speaker, will be able to save Severogorsk, and most importantly, organize the circulation, so to speak, financial flows. He was heard. As a result, billions of funds allocated for the repair of the road to the provincial center were dissolved with incredible speed. Mishin's friend and adviser Vitya Murashov liked to joke on this occasion - "soluble coffee was brought to the base, soluble coffee disappeared immediately."

The money was mastered before that quickly and “competently” that even people who have seen the views gasped with amazement. At the same time, a year later, the road began to burst, crack, pits appeared on it. The adviser Murashov explained to the amazed citizens that this happened "due to the natural-climatic features." In parallel, he flew into the pioneers with generous gifts for noble boyars. The investigation of the “dissolution” began, but the official report for the time being hidden in a reliable safe. It was possible to "screw" further.


Through thorns, to the stars

Seeing how everything is successful, Misha Goremykin and Vitya Murashov considered that it was somehow stupid to give in such a bread place to “strangers”. And they announced that Severogorsk, the defense shield of their beloved homeland, could flourish only on condition that they would rule the “free city” forever and undividedly. At the same time, of course, both pronounced the adhering cases of monologues about love for the Fatherland, the sovereign and his guard “The only Russia”.

However, these monologues turned out to be the next “screwing the political bulb”. Mikhail Afanasevich Goremykin actually planned to become a provincial foreman. He said in a narrow circle of friends: “Here, I gave it to guarantee my Coripin, Igor Sokolov, but he does not pull, he does not cope. We will have to take all the burden of power, responsibility and budget. ” With the word “budget” and “subsidies”, the eyes of the adviser Murashov lit up with the cheerful brilliance of the filibuster.

So soon Mishina’s light bulb, perhaps, will be happy with his light not only of the Military Severogorsk, but also the entire angelic province ... If, of course, genuinely sovereign people will not get the same report on an almost simultaneous dissolution of the amount comparable to the annual provincial budget ...



Sidor Pravdorubov