
It is interesting how the orders established by state structures are correlated with the principle of saving resources, to which they allegedly try to push us intensively?
And above all - as if these formalities are consisted of time, both officials and ordinary citizens are spent.
Legs - 2 minutes, on paper - 2 hours
A week ago, I had the opportunity to finally bring my residence permit with the place of residence. True, the time was one - one reception day, that is, 3 hours of stressed Monday morning. Now or never!
The fact that for this reason I had to start for almost an hour earlier, I don’t even mention: it is still irregularly, to start an hour earlier and finish a couple of hours later - what the difference is there ...
Another thing is a trip to the local territorial point of the FMS.
We came there to the opening and ...
... received a significant argument against the fact that our area is dying. For some reason, in the FMS there is always a queue protruding out of the cramped corridor of the building on the outskirts of the city. "Who are all these people?" (c) I don’t know who, but this time the solid tail of the line stuck out. We joined the group of waiting.
The countdown in the brain went as if it were not about the line in the migration service, but about the hourly mechanism of the explosive device. Realizing that it was so easy for us to not overcome this crowd, I gained arrogance, went away, so as not to nervous those who thirsty to get there, where we, scored the “passport office” number on the mobile number, abused my official position and asked how it would be ... mmmm ... to accelerate the process of passing the queue. Like, we won’t be able to come another day, so we need to have a desperate today.
“Take the questionnaires, fill out for now,” they said in the tube.
The recommendation was completed. Fortunately!
Because when filling out, it turned out that the owner, as luck would have it, took with him all the documents except the necessary ones, and there’s nothing to enter into the desired column of the questionnaire. The still growing queue was said, “We are not leaving, we will leave for half an hour and return” - which was done, the benefit of the distance allow ...
Well, half an hour, no half an hour, and we were absent for 40 minutes - we arrived just by the time when people who took the turn directly behind us came out of the coveted office.
Another 20-25 minutes (for filling -overflow of papers in this department, time flies unnoticed) - and, voila, I can congratulate me on the correct one - in accordance with the "Law on Rubber apartments" - a residence permit!
2 hours of precious morning Monday time to the cat under the tail passport for the cover!
Ah yes: it was necessary to recall only to change the house of the house on the even side of the street to the house number opposite - across the road. I figured this way ... if I really lived there, even taking into account the availability of things and other property for physical resettlement, it would take 10-15 minutes. Yes, you laugh - go from home to the house with a quick step to go - go a minute!
To fix this process on paper "stands" for 2 hours.
We hit the queue on unhealthy ...
Today we "repeated the feat" in terms of loss of precious working time in the morning.
On Friday, they called from the clinic: they say, come for a second vaccination. Well we are such disciplined - let's not put off the process in a long box! Let's go in the morning ...
Queue to the registry. It seems not long, but not fast. The first surprise: my almost empty freshly assigned card was not found. We looked again. No. Come on, we’ll beg for any time (but the time is lost in search)!
In the vaccination - not a man! Everything would be glorious, but first you need to visit the therapist.
Our district police officer on vacation.
To the rest of the crowd. “We’ll pretend to be a hose” and achieve staging in the queue on the same floor. It seems that the crowd in front of the cabinet is small, but - suddenly those who were already behind the cherished door return, then the grandfather begins to freak out, whose coupon was taken for half a year, and time is already in 11-00 ... And the grandfather is not from the district center, but from the Gurenok, and therefore begins to worry that he does not have time for his only (once a day) the bus. They try to console him that the bus is still an hour, but his grandfather is indiscriminately: "I have other things in the city, I have come to one clinic!" - There is nothing to argue with.
Following him, another grandfather “flows into the office” completely imperceptibly: whether he has a coupon or he made his way unauthorizedly, in the end we never checked. By this moment, a queue was already created under the cabinet from the extraordinary, waiting for the release of this "final" grandfather. And then another lady with a coupon came ... at 11-20! The time is already half past two. We show unforgivable arrogance and declare that we will not let us go, because we ourselves are soon 40 minutes as we stand. The visitor is puzzled to object that she has a young child at home. We are adamant. OMG, this is a day-lubvo-and-in-house day! And to a young mother! Tomorrow, if not today, the rumor about the inhumanity of representatives of the local press will fly around all the acquaintances of this person. We have no forgiveness!
... Visitor of the venerable age continued to be behind the white door. At the vaccination - he, at the end of the corridor - was still empty, which was simply annoyed: "Can't change the order of visiting places?" For the sake of entertainment, we began to discuss why, for the rationalization of the process, not to plant an individual specialist who would accept such people “not in the case of us” like us: tea, the main therapists will have enough real patients who came to them with sores, and not us, “there are no complaints, only let go of it as soon as possible.”
It takes another 15 minutes, after which we get such necessary signatures (by the way, after real listening and measuring the pressure, which takes three minutes from force!) And we rush into the long -awaited vaccination ...
... on the case, for which it was necessary 5-7, well, for a maximum of 10 minutes, for more than an hour was spent.
Moreover, as it turned out, my partner was generally caused by mistake: he really did not need to re-wise anything, but "something was confused in the clinic." As a result, the correspondent, the author of the first -page material, who went to print in a day, spent an hour in vain, having worked at the same time as a driver for me, his colleague , since he himself drove ... thanks for the good disposition - he was not even upset, not to mention any aggression or indignation.
I have 3 visits in the Central District Hospital area, since time it has passed. But these are already such trifles: but the instructions of the doctors are carried out strictly (yeah, at the cost of working time). Well, what? There, teachers generally admit that they can only be treated on their vacation, while working on time is not possible. But it is obvious to someone, it seems that we have the entire population - non -working pensioners who have absolutely nothing to do, and therefore their time can not be protected and their daily routine - not to respect.
... It is interesting whether there is an article in any law or code, with the help of which during the time, which is uselessly lost for the sake of compliance with some of the approved unreasonable formalities, could be obtained from the guilty of his loss of compensation?
And if possible, based on what principles would it be accrued? ..
Come on! (c) - the time of the "simple person" for those who write laws and establish various administrative regulations have no value. What is it to people? Well, they will sit for an hour or two, will not lose from them. (True, the clinic of the Central District Hospital?)
Well, they will come in unusual hours or get into a “live queue” instead of strictly appointed ”only for their area” of time (though the clinic in Slobodsky?)
Well, they will come and leave home (though that replaced the schedule without warning Russian Post?)
Well, they won’t have time after evening work in a supermarket, who spared themselves, they will be tolerated, they will come in the morning (though the “Magnit” spared themselves?)
They will break through and survive. But - oh, well, soon the core will be from this phrase! - "All formalities are observed." And more from the power of those who prefer to demand - it seems that it is already considered a bad form.