Arkady Babchenko: "Universiade. Ole-ole-ole!"

“After all, everyone knows such world-famous powerful teams as the football players of the Moscow Pedagogical University, the boxing team of the Moscow State University philology department, which is thundering all over the planet, the Bauman bobsledders and the MGIMO handball players. Everyone knows that of the hockey players of the Institute of Steel and Alloys, every second one ends his career in the NHL And how many NBA stars the MEPhI Department of Theology team brought to the planet!
No, of course, evil tongues claim that Russia simply stupidly assigned professional athletes to student teams, enrolling them in various faculties of various universities - but we will not believe the slander of foreign agents! You can't fool us!"