About wiretaps, pigs, fish and stolen sausages

In Belarus, we generally have a lot of scandals recently, one way or another associated with Russia.

I’m not about the fact that the SOMM caught by the President is heavier than the pike caught by the Russian President. Fish fishing of such sizes, in principle, the destiny of few. And where are we, there are more fleshs of any fish from the abysses of river not pulled out, to challenge the popularly selected record holders?!

And not about the fact that in Russian entrepreneurs at a dumping price of pig stern there was an infection of African pork plague. And when they fed all this, the attached lead, first wild, and then even domestic pigs, had to be shot-cut-to-cut-sneaked by almost all private grunts private-so much so that their owners began to take up the pitchfork in some places.

I'm talking about wiretaps.

The Russian regional authorities sued the leadership of the Belarus sanatorium, located in the Krasnodar Territory (more precisely, close to Sochi), which, they say, the auditing equipment was illegally installed there.

It is clear - where the outrage comes from. Most likely, the Belarusian side, counting the sanatorium with its property, equipped this property at its discretion. Moreover, they rested there, as we can assume, mainly their own, Belarusian officials. And compromising evidence, presumably, went to them from there where it was supposed to. That is - to Minsk.

And if they also shot what happened in the presidential issue, so, too, without a leakage to a foreign state. Everything is in Minsk. Everything, as they say, into the house.

But now-Oh-ah! Illegally, they say, the equipment was installed!

True, bad luck: it has passed as much as a three -month statute of limitations, therefore it is impossible to initiate a criminal case. Only a finger threatened ...

I do not believe, however, that the FSB did not know about this before. At least this service was supposed to know about what was happening under the most Olympic object, when the directors of the sanatorium, Russian citizen George Sarakashish, dressed up in elegant metal cuffs and seated the American woman (KGB of Belarusi No. 1). And this happened much earlier than the current formidable and packs ...

What is the matter?

The matter is fertilizers.

In potassium fertilizers.

Uralkali came out of the founders of the Belarusian Potassium Company and stopped using it as a trader. According to rumors, such a decision by Suleiman Kerimov was not least connected with the fact that Alexander Lukashenko appointed Belkalia Assistant to the President of Belarus, Viktor Lukashenko and KGB chairman Valery Vakulchik, “Belkali”. And Mr. Kerimov was afraid that the EU and the USA sanctions against the "Lukashenkov" enterprises, in the end, after the failure of the next negotiations of Belarus and the West for the "sale" of persons whom the West considers political prisoners, can be extended to potassium traders.

It’s better not to take risks.

Because then in general it will be necessary to be content with the role of the great combinator, who had overwhelmed Father Fedor:

- Give the sausage and go down! I will forgive everything!

And so that there was no doubt which “sausage” smacks, Russia set up a point in history with wiretap. Like, so that the Belarusian special services understand what's what.

In fact-not because of wiretapping, after all, the cheese is? The case of videos of negotiations between Russian and Georgian revolutionaries made in Minsk is still too memorable. We understand everything: the raven will not turn off the crow's eyes. This is not a sausage.