While the public was indignant about idiotic artists from America wiping their ass with the Russian flag, a banner was displayed on the FSKN building in honor of the tenth anniversary of serving the country. But which one? The flag was a tricolor, but the stripes were white, red and blue. The inability of Russians, who greeted the machinations of the Yankee punks with such anger, to learn the colors of this very flag for 22 years is no longer particularly surprising. Instead of the banner of the Russian Federation, we paint French, Dutch, and Serbian banners. But there was something exclusive on the FSKN building. However, the press secretary of the anti-drug service, Kartashov, was not at a loss and explained about the stripes painted (!) on the banner: “There was a strong gust of wind, and the banner was turned over.” We could only assume that someone in this department may still be conducting a personal examination of material evidence with elements of tasting.